Otter

A professional liar, don't believe her tweets.

[Otter @lgfall]

Yeah, my seasonal depression is hitting but Pitbull took his life from negative to positive just want you to know that

[charlie @gonegirlfriend]

i feel like her every time i set foot in sephora

[Otter @lgfall]

Someone make this a gif STAT #KittyKatBall @itsdarlenebtw

[Otter @lgfall]

Divided from herself and her fair judgement, without which we are pictures, or mere beasts.

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@glaack Don’t tell me that 😭

[Otter @lgfall]

I could get used to living in a place where I haven’t seen a single MAGA hat

[Otter @lgfall]

Zero days since Tay had a tantrum at mum (but this one was about me !💃🏼💁🏽‍♀️✨)

[Otter @lgfall]

It’s the teen in front of me in line at the post office who is pressing the button to test every single singing Christmas toy that is pushing the overstimulation

[Desus MF Nice💯 @desusnice]

temu ass country

[Otter @lgfall]

@glaack Too fuckin much

[Otter @lgfall]

First they came for Stephen Colbert, and I did not speak out, for I was not Stephen Colbert.

Then they came for Jimmy Kimmel, and I did not speak out, for I was not Jimmy Kimmel.

[Otter @lgfall]

for every single one of you saying that violence is never the answer but are all too happy to stick your heads in the sand when it comes to innocent children not in the public eye.

WAKE UP.

[Otter @lgfall]

To everyone posting on their instagram stories about your prayers for this man, I fully expect the same energy&amount of posts (if not more) for every single school sh**ting that happens in the next six months, minimum.
And I’ll hold you to that shit.

[Otter @lgfall]

If you aren’t wearing deodorant on public transit it should be illegal for you to sit in the vicinity of people who are

[Otter @lgfall]

Sometimes I think I’m not that autistic, then I’ll remember things like that time as a senior in high school when one of my teachers didn’t wear a bow tie to school when he usually did, so I needle felted a bow during classes, put it on a safety pin& gave it to him before EOD

[Otter @lgfall]

Russ the maintenance guy is telling me about how the pandemic was made up #idaho

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Bus driver just full on hit the curb- not even a tap

They’re just like us

[Otter @lgfall]

Random men vs leaving women they don’t know alone

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@rapunzelvangogh Happy birthday!!!!

[sis thee doll @ucancallmesis]

diversity has LEFT the industry

[Otter @lgfall]

Happy Memorial Day, Mr. Frank.