@espn “I like to save time each morning by pooping and peeing in the shower, I also save money on toilet paper by just wiping with my bare hands. I don’t wash my hands either, I like the smell of poop on my hands.” - jay wright
@Yankees “I like to save time each morning by pooping and peeing in the shower, I also save money on toilet paper by just wiping with my bare hands. I don’t wash my hands either, I like the smell of poop on my hands.” - Aaron Judge
@BR_OpenIce@BizNasty2point0 Statement from Biz
“In my opinion, the Red wings Are the best team. They have the best arena, the best fans, and the best players, they are so much better than everyone else in the NHL.”
@K3vinLowenthal @DetroitSportsD3 @NoahJMendoza1@OCPDesigns@TBLightning Actually after the lightning lost last night they lost their 3 Stanley cups too. They are Detroits now. So we have 14 cups and Tampa has 0.
@RyanHanaWWP Statement from Greiss
“I enjoy beating up kids, they are so tiny and weak, I am so big and strong. I want to quit the NHL and focus on beating up weak kids. I wish they would legalize cocaine so I can do cocaine while I beat up kids”
@DetroitRedWings Jon Cooper -
“Detroit is better than us and they have a nicer arena. They should take our playoff spot because we suck and Detroit is the best. I hope one day I can coach in Detroit because it is awesome there and Tampa is stinky” - jon cooper
@espn His parents live in the same neighborhood as my parents. One time when he was visiting them, he ran over my parents dog and then laughed as we all broke down into tears. R.I.P. Gordie he was a good boy
@JG3441@NHL@FlaPanthers Statement from Barkov-
“Yeah i ran over his dog. Who cares. It was an ugly dog and my dog is better. Also I enjoy beating women, they are weak. Legalize cocaine so I can do cocaine then beat women” - Barkov official quote