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[wale @olawale2_]

I still have an IPhone 13 in 2026 that’s like having Luke Shaw at LB

[Martinalgui @MartinoliCuri]

El putísimo portero de Corea (gracias a Dios)

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

USA. A Mexican restaurant. We had not yet ordered anything, and the food was already arriving.

Chips. Salsa. Unrequested. Free.

I stopped the waiter. "We have not earned these."

"They just come with the table, man."

They come with the TABLE. In my land, hospitality is a debt. Every gift creates an obligation, weighed carefully, returned in the proper season with interest of feeling. Here, the gift arrives before you have even proven you can pay for dinner.

This is not an appetizer. This is a declaration: we trust you. Eat.

I ate with the gravity the moment deserved. And then — I must report this calmly — the basket emptied, and a new one appeared.

"Did we…?"

"Refill," the waiter said. "It's bottomless."

Bottomless. They have wells of salsa. The supply lines of this nation are beyond anything my ancestors imagined.

My friend warned me. "Don't fill up on chips, dude."

Too late. I had accepted three baskets. Honor demanded each one be finished — an unfinished gift is an insult. By the time my actual food arrived, I was a ruined man.

I was not hungry. I was not comfortable. I had been defeated by a courtesy.

Generosity that arrives before the request cannot be repaid. It can only be survived.

I know the rule now. I have made my peace with the basket. One basket. Two at the most.

Who am I deceiving. There is no number of baskets I would refuse. The trust of a nation is in that salsa, and I intend to honor all of it.

[¿Por qué es Tendencia? @porktendencia]

"Cacahuatazo":
Porque hoy se celebra su 31º aniversario

[TF @tigresfootball_]

*Yo diciendo que soy fuerte y no voy a llorar en la despedida de Gignac*

Yo también al rato en el Volcan a las 5 PM:

[Mauricio Silva G. @msilvaazul]

¿Y si en lugar de autopercibirse como perros o gatos comienzan desde temprano a autopercibirse como laterales izquierdos?

Salvarían una raza en vía de extinción.

[La arqui @AleLadyBird]

Creo que lo mejor del Super Bowl es que no han pasado un solo comercial con la raquítica de Draftea.

[Sleeper @SleeperHQ]

How I’m gonna pass my dynasty team down to my son in 25 years:

[Ramardo @Ramardoh1]

Mi misión en esta vida es terminar siendo un viejo aristócrata que viaja a ver todas las finales de Wimbledon y Roland Garros

[Out of Context Libertadores @OC_Libertadores]

*Nadie*

La vida de los pibardos desde que arrancó el bendito Mundial de Clubes:

[Jeff @JeffFcb14]

Yo después de verme 12 partidos en 3 días:

[lex @lexlisbon]

it sucks that no one enjoys board games these days. no one wants to play 3 hours of monopoly anymore

[FOX Femenil @FOXGolFemenil]

🤩 ¡EL MEJOR GOL DEL TORNEO! ¡QUÉ GOLAZO DE LA MAGA OVALLE! 🤩

No hay palabras suficientes para describir la JOYA que nos regaló Jaqueline Ovalle 🔥

¡INCREÍBLE! 🔝

#AmazonasxFSMX

[SK⚡️ @raptalksk]

every other tweet on my timeline is a picture of Olivia Rodrigo and i am not complaining

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

Aura.

#MUFC || #FACup

[Stella Chat BPD @redrum_panda]

Its crazy how if you get good grades they just let you raw dog adhd your whole life

[Dom2K @Dom_2k]

Dudes will have the worst day of their lives and just keep sending memes to the homies like nothing happened