Luke Harris

Actor, Author, Absolute moron

[Bruce Campbell @GroovyBruce]

Learn.

[Luke Harris @lharris169]

@AlexLake101 A modern tragedy

[Read Raising Expectations (and Raising Hell) @JPHilllllll]

This gets more relevant daily

[Luke Harris @lharris169]

@KymPrecision I'm just hoping you can inform me, and the rest of the internet, why you prefer an arguably less popular version of a cult classic song

[Luke Harris @lharris169]

@KymPrecision so, tell me why you prefer Disturbed's version of "Sound of Silence" over the original?

[No Context Brits @NoContextBrits]

This tweet lives in my head rent free.

[rax ‘levon honkers’ king @RaxKingIsDead]

why are edibles always like cookies and candy and such. what if i want psychoactive ham

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

In Long Island there was a duck that participated and finished a marathon.

The duck was awarded a medal and a standing ovation

Olympics up next. https://t.co/2fYFPBdKWr

[No Context Brits @NoContextBrits]

If Stranger Things was British.

[Luke Harris @lharris169]

@KymPrecision Might be too hot

[Toby Earle 🇺🇦 @tobyontv.bsky.social @TobyonTV]

Boris Johnson’s resignation speech, 7th July: ‘I want you to know that from now until the new Prime Minister is in place, your interests will be served and the government of the country will be carried on’

Boris Johnson, 16th July:

[Peter Kalmus @ClimateHuman]

I wish everyone on Earth knew how genuinely "off the charts" key planetary trends are right now, and how abnormal and critical it is. Things like atmospheric CO2 fraction, heat extremes on land and ocean, biodiversity loss and extinction rates. All alarms should be going off

[Luke Harris @lharris169]

I emigrate in like 50 days🇬🇧➡️🇨🇦

[ScreenTime @screentime]

Paul Rudd signed an Ant-Man helmet and sent a letter to a 12-year-old boy whose classmates were bullying him and refused to sign his yearbook 🙏

[Alex Lake @AlexLake101]

I took two hours off Twitter and the government has collapsed?!?!

[Alex Lake @AlexLake101]

Remember everyone, it's evil to force people to wear a mask against their will, but absolutely fine to make a 12 year old girl carry a child...

[James Blunt @JamesBlunt]

ass.