Luthor H. Bedlam

I've had these pants on for five days. Fat miserablist. Neurotic drinker. Sometimes I write funny stuff.

[Luthor H. Bedlam @lhbedlam]

@LivPsy @startrekjunkie All three? Or just one?
Always?
Oh god.
Am I that terrible?

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@JustCallMeFrank What's a date?

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@Brockway_LLC Try fingering your wife after you've both smoked a joint.

Seriously.

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@Netsa_Sara @RowenaMonde @YouTube Is this subversive? Won't play!

Happy New Year

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@Moosefucker Become a religion.
Spurt forth for free.

Not a gig, a gathering.

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@StephenKing @ucantstop_me I am.
Though I leave the genius calling to others. I'm clever enough to know you won't read this.
So just putting out there I like golden showers.

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Now I understand.

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@Moosefucker Tax dollars?
Jeez, you need a better accountant.

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I'm going to be nice from henceforth.
I think henceforth is a long way to say now.
No more ridicule.

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Elon Musk burped today.
Just wanted to make sure you knew.

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@giimoozaabi Hugs?

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My fingertips smell of meat.

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@Novembervivi Much better. Shit year.
And you?

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@Novembervivi Morning 2018 upgrade. X
Happy New Year.

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Eeew.
Next doors security light came on while I was peeing in my own garden.
Dirty bastards.

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@Novembervivi Yawn. ;-)

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@That_Damn_Duck @newstart43 But hey, I'm the host- what about you?

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Last photo was actually me.
First time ever.
Ruined a fantasies I know.
Sparked more than a few more I shouldn't wonder hey guys?

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@ucantstop_me @nytimes Mueller

https://t.co/tG3IAv9oPO

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I voted. I got