Being a reader lets you live a thousand different lives, but being a writer lets you create and destroy those lives as you laugh maniacally over your keyboard
Being a reader lets you live a thousand different lives, but being a writer lets you create and destroy those lives as you laugh maniacally over your keyboard
I saw a guy using a phone booth this morning - just standing there like a villain demanding ransom for some hostage he has locked up in his basement. I mean... what other reason do we still have these installations for?! #ancientTech#crimeTools
Me :*walking up to an Italian ticket counter* “Buongiorno - English?”
Him: “ooooooh. Only a _liiiiittle_ bit 😬”
Me : “damn. Then I’ll have to find someone else to debate the fallacies of the Machiavellian ethic 🙄” *walks off in disappointment*
Had a great conversation with @LenoreLuca about The Year of the Rabid Dragon and an illustrated copy of Art of War we put out last year. So much fun :) https://t.co/GUAMjLXeER
Has there ever been a time when the memes were so universal? When the whole world was doing the same thing in unison? People watched the moon landing, and the twin towers falling together, but has the experience ever been shared among us all like this? #COVID19
(6×9)+(6+9)=69. Coincidence? ... or more likely... the universe uses math to troll those of its inhabits who are sufficiently intelligent to discover arithmetic and memes. How else do you explain Gödel's incompleteness theorem?
**re-reads terribly written SMS
*slams coffee on desk, jams cigar into ashtray and yells at her secretary. “Where’s my copy editor ?!?”
Nasely NY accent shouts back, “he quit. Also, you’re self employed. You can’t afford a secretary” *poof of light n smoke. #writerslife
The CCP is nothing if not calculating ; but as the end of the article says, I have my doubts if govt. sponsored ‘Chinese’ religion will pan out of them longterm.
In this piece for @nytopinion NYT Sunday Review, I look at how the Chinese government, for the first time since the fall of the imperial system, is constructing a civil religion based on traditional faiths--and rejecting Christianity and Islam.
https://t.co/6htZ6k9qm2