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“I saw a really nice chair yesterday.” - if your grandma tweeted http://t.co/6tGjwwOi6x

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http://t.co/TkQ3al4BlY I bet when you go to hell they make you wear your hair like you did in 5th grade

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http://t.co/n1R1cvfas3 I wish I lived in the 1950's, because I have a few songs I want to record about my postman.

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It's wisest to pick the side of the person who knows the most shit about you http://t.co/W5SuLB7Vww

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Cows should really stop putting "delicious" on their resumes. http://t.co/HOZ1F5kg

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Trying to act like I tripped on purpose has become something of a full time job. http://t.co/w6QQIYqs

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