Lauren Murer

[Lauren Murer @lhmurer]

Man I have some good friends

[Lauren Murer @lhmurer]

This is a petition to bring back the friendly traffic wave when some lets you merge

[Lauren Murer @lhmurer]

@cdooadams I’ve said it once and I’ll say it again: the potato created versatility

[Lauren Murer @lhmurer]

@cdooadams Blocked and reported!

[Lauren Murer @lhmurer]

@cdooadams Right? Like who is this Courtney Adams character and what does she want from me?

[Lauren Murer @lhmurer]

@cdooadams Tell me I’m wrong

[Lauren Murer @lhmurer]

Okay but the inmate that escaped with the corrections officer looks like John Krasinki

[Lauren Murer @lhmurer]

@cdooadams You have a new contact photo in my phone

[Lauren Murer @lhmurer]

I simply do not understand people who lounge in jeans

[Lauren Murer @lhmurer]

Waking up before the sun should be illegal

[Lauren Murer @lhmurer]

The barista told me my coffee was on the house today because he saw that I was in scrubs and had a textbook with me 🥲

[Lauren Murer @lhmurer]

Arms really do be getting in the way when you’re trying to lay down. We should be able to detach these things when we’re not using them

[The Root @TheRoot]

A legendary icon, who has impacted all of our lives, has passed away. Today, we salute Cicely Tyson, the woman who opened doors for so many and will continue to inspire generations to come.

[Lauren Murer @lhmurer]

Thinking about that time T-pain rhymed mansion with Wiscansin

[Lauren Murer @lhmurer]

@cbdoolittle You got my phone out hahaha

[Lauren Murer @lhmurer]

@Nate_Wichmann I do my best thinking at night

[Lauren Murer @lhmurer]

There is nothing as versatile as a potato. Think about that. Endless possibilities