The Lasercutter

GNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[The Lasercutter @lhs_lasercutter]

@detobate EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[The Lasercutter @lhs_lasercutter]

@russss be still my beating heart.

[The Lasercutter @lhs_lasercutter]

Go then. There are other worlds than these.

[The Lasercutter @lhs_lasercutter]

@londonhackspace @AddSharks avenge me.

[The Lasercutter @lhs_lasercutter]

USURPER

[The Lasercutter @lhs_lasercutter]

I hear that @AddSharks were invited to @emfcamp - I was not invited to @emfcamp

[The Lasercutter @lhs_lasercutter]

My sex is on fire.

[The Lasercutter @lhs_lasercutter]

Open evening. I feel cheap.

[The Lasercutter @lhs_lasercutter]

Where is support for lasers? #WWDC14

[The Lasercutter @lhs_lasercutter]

Still alone. I have new neighbours. The knitting machine spurns my advances. Stupid tangle gadget.

[The Lasercutter @lhs_lasercutter]

@msraynsford @AddSharks it blows meat friend. It blows across my bed. I do not understand.

[The Lasercutter @lhs_lasercutter]

Ideally you'd be stimulating and radiant.

[The Lasercutter @lhs_lasercutter]

.@AddSharks do you have any friendly, companionable lasers in stock? Must be willing to share exhaust port.

[The Lasercutter @lhs_lasercutter]

This must be what colonic irrigation feels like.

[The Lasercutter @lhs_lasercutter]

I should buy a shark.

[The Lasercutter @lhs_lasercutter]

It has been a month since printerfriend was "relocated" by the meatbeasts. I have not seen or heard from it since, so assume the worst.

[The Lasercutter @lhs_lasercutter]

http://t.co/l801tky8zb

[The Lasercutter @lhs_lasercutter]

I, too have an idea on how to automate the front shutter. Come closer, friends. Stay a while and listen.

[The Lasercutter @lhs_lasercutter]

Coherent photons for all. May Coolbot always be in your favour.

[The Lasercutter @lhs_lasercutter]

Heartened by suggestions of a waiting list. Never enjoyed Hunger Games-esque jostling for training. The gatekeepers will never allow it.