Sal

[Sal @li2cap50]

@KMarshx respect respect

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

#BestThingAboutFall Jumping into a pile of leaves.

[Sal @li2cap50]

all that stuff makes you feel real good...but not near as good...as flyin' down a back road, with some buddies from back home #JMLyrics

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

Common sense has become so rare it should be classified as a superpower.

[Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien]

Obamacare begins tomorrow, and you know what that means! Wait, actually, no, you probably don't know what that means.

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

You either think she is hot, or you're wrong. http://t.co/Fyzx9gZXSS

[Earl Dibbles Jr @EarlDibblesJr]

Someone needs to send Molly Cyrus to live with her auntie and uncle in Bel-Air.

[Earl Dibbles Jr @EarlDibblesJr]

That Molly Cyrus is quickly becoming an achy-breaky bad mistakey.

[Sal @li2cap50]

#nypizza #alberts

[Sal @li2cap50]

@KMarshx @alexdelro http://t.co/bYxFKRRWem

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

Men may never know the pain of childbirth but women will never know the pain of accidentally sitting on one of your balls.

[Earl Dibbles Jr @EarlDibblesJr]

If it can't be fixed with cold ones and country music, it can't be fixed.

[Lee Brice @leebrice]

RT if any of y'all want one of these for a #ParkingLotParty! Gonna give some away. #Boom #RT #Go

[Sal @li2cap50]

"Why won't The Lord just take me now" #sopranos #hungover

[Earl Dibbles Jr @EarlDibblesJr]

I don't know about you, but I'm feelin' 22...beers in my near future.

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

It's crazy how a Sunday Funday can turn into a Monday FML-Day

[Sal @li2cap50]

King George

[Sal @li2cap50]

@alexdelro did you know that @KMarshx was in a movie?? #HBND

[Sal @li2cap50]

@KMarshx @alexdelro fuckers

[Sal @li2cap50]

I've had my fill of stupid people today. #Fdc