Jersey Shore Guiddette

doctors hate me, lonely women in my area love me

[Jersey Shore Guiddette @lia1863]

@Portlandsux Just had to look up what nepo baby meant

[Jersey Shore Guiddette @lia1863]

Is it too late to ask god to be a trust fund baby?

[michael @FilledwithUrine]

one cold dr pepper has done more for me than a decade worth of antidepressants

[Jersey Shore Guiddette @lia1863]

College student seeking lunchbox tiktok moms willing to make me cut out heart sandwiches and star shaped fruits with animal food picks

[star @sweetnothing404]

thanksgiving is like 9/11 for women with eating disorders

[Jersey Shore Guiddette @lia1863]

@Portlandsux The TL wasn’t ready for this one ☝🏻

[Jersey Shore Guiddette @lia1863]

@idrinkpee3000 Tried it once, mid. Insomnia is where it’s at playa

[Jersey Shore Guiddette @lia1863]

@MayaBanda5 Omg me toooooo

[Jersey Shore Guiddette @lia1863]

I love the feeling of walking out of a movie theater

[Jersey Shore Guiddette @lia1863]

I am cartoonishly thicc

[Jersey Shore Guiddette @lia1863]

I want to smear Cheeto dust on it

[Jersey Shore Guiddette @lia1863]

@camcbash Damn, had to do a double take thought one of my girlies posted and it’s actually cam

[Jersey Shore Guiddette @lia1863]

I just caught my self knee slapping at my own TikToks

[Jersey Shore Guiddette @lia1863]

I feel it’s the pivotal point in my life when I should buy a pair of spanx

[Jersey Shore Guiddette @lia1863]

@kathildeb “Gangsta mode mix” I wanna listen to it

[Jersey Shore Guiddette @lia1863]

Wish I could click my heels three times and go back to my apartment

[Jersey Shore Guiddette @lia1863]

I cannot take the anticipation any longer

[juju 💰 @ayeejuju]

hating on shit you never watched/listened to >>>>>>>>

[Jersey Shore Guiddette @lia1863]

@Portlandsux No wonder I was still tired after my cold brew 🤧🤧🤕🤕🤕💀💀

[Jersey Shore Guiddette @lia1863]

I feel like the prettiest girl in the world after I get my eyebrows done