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effie trinket apologist

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I thought this was Clavicular until he said this and then i was like hmm maybe not

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My student said teacher im missing school tmro because im going to the hospital to try prawns and i said why are the prawns good there or something? Come to find out it was an allergy panel

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With a gun too like??

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I cant believe chapil ron killed that girl all the way to death like damn

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If a fem top is a blouse then a tall bottom is a maxi skirt

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Frosted tips are back in a scarily huge way among Spanish gen alphas. Why do all my students look like aaron carter

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Fireplace B roll out charting Emily in paris

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I went to watch Now you see me now you dont in theatres and i fell asleep so i literally didnt see yall🥀 maybe I fell under woodie harrelsons hypnotic spell

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Thought this said Julianne Moore for a second and then audibly sighed and said thank god

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Grindr for lesbians but its called munch the house down by proxi. Or maybe scissr idk

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My names blurry face and i care what you think

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Bill Skarsgård needs to go on dragula

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Does a gag still slay if no ones there to clock it?

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Honorable mention

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Texting my loved ones the worst news theyve ever received for april fools and then putting my phone on do not disturb

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Last summer a store attendant said “you thought that was gonna fit you??😂” when i brought back a blouse from the dressing room that would in her defense only fit a malnourished victorian child but it still gagged me. Its so hard being a fairy trapped in an oaf body💔

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Peeta had to have gotten sponsored a james charles morphe palette to do that beat in the arena

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Bjorkin’ that

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just had a vision. drag queen named fiona crapple that eats cigarette butts in a heroin chic way but also wears an adult diaper because she’s incontinent

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Not me being trade I—
Its the me being trade for me😂