Liam Paris🐌

Prettiest comic in Philadelphia | all of my tweets are real

[Liam Paris🐌 @liam_paris]

I don’t want a lot I just want every person who’s ever rejected me to miss their bus and as they chase after it they realize my face is on the side of it cause i’m so famous

[Liam Paris🐌 @liam_paris]

@arifishbein I’m waving back!!

[Liam Paris🐌 @liam_paris]

Wow it’s “spending time with your in-laws” night at dodgers stadium! Crazy timing for me to be at a dodgers game damn. Wow.

[Liam Paris🐌 @liam_paris]

This year for Halloween I was a painting and a bird bath

[Liam Paris🐌 @liam_paris]

Gonna start saying I “ran the gambit” after any social interaction

[Liam Paris🐌 @liam_paris]

Summers winding down with some real slice of life picks

[Liam Paris🐌 @liam_paris]

What ire do you attract in this world to get “acting credits” instead of “filmography” on Wikipedia

[Liam Paris🐌 @liam_paris]

It’s important to have your “guys” u kno

[Liam Paris🐌 @liam_paris]

If ur eating chicken fingers at the Bruce Springsteen show let me get a hell yeah

[Liam Paris🐌 @liam_paris]

If you’re eating chicken fingers at the Alex g/alvvays show let me get a hell yeah

[Liam Paris🐌 @liam_paris]

for enbys, a Hallmark movie?

[Film Updates @FilmUpdates]

Marielle Heller says her upcoming movie ‘NIGHTBITCH’ is “a comedy for women, and a horror movie for men.”

https://t.co/o7vbaL2Ik1

[Liam Paris🐌 @liam_paris]

This is like when you ask someone else their opinion of a person you’re close to but pretend to not know them

[Helen Lewis @helenlewis]

This is the most interested I have ever seen Trump be in another human being

[Liam Paris🐌 @liam_paris]

Perks to dating me

[It’s All Connected. @clarichawrites]

Ok. So they listened to the VP pick. Can we stop genocide and get some airborne virus protections?

[Liam Paris🐌 @liam_paris]

@SteveJeanty It happened

[Liam Paris🐌 @liam_paris]

I had a situation like long legs but it was with Jason Segel

[Liam Paris🐌 @liam_paris]

Anyone do this yet

[Liam Paris🐌 @liam_paris]

nothing topical to see in this tweet folks, sorry!

[Liam Paris🐌 @liam_paris]

The drafts of a man who’s strayed from gods path in tweeting

[Nour Naim| نُور @NourNaim88]

Gaza 2024 ‼️
We will never forget !
We will never forgive !

#GazaGenocide

[Liam Paris🐌 @liam_paris]

My culture is randomsauce