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[_ @LiamB3_]

It’s the way of the road.

[bryan @lungbuttr]

your pants lmao

[Sean McDonald @seanmcdonald01]

Even the most hardline right-winger should be disgusted by this. He’s minding his own business and being abused in the city centre by the worst of society.

Glasgow is at a crossroads, and silence is complicity. Let these know exactly what you think of them.

[Joben @icebergs1mpson]

Got the friggin lettuce virus from 12 Guinness last night

[Phisheyy @phisheyy]

she must be an orca the way she rams me so hard i explode

[douvid @douviddd]

el nuevo disco de los strokes es como una paja con 2 dedos en el culo, esta bueno pero es raro, un poco te incomoda porque no estas acostumbrado pero le agarras el gusto

[saint eva @dollpartsz]

i wish all my friends lived closer cus i want to have a pint in the sun and smoke and giggle right fucking now

[Mr. Honeydew @bestbuddy1998]

FUCK! Fuck I don’t know! FUCK! I’m so fucking stupid!

*starts slamming head into the table*

[Nikolas Draper-Ivey @NikDraperIvey]

Most gangster shit I’ve seen all year.

[josh @joshypooper]

first 3 questions i ask when i go to a girls house for the first time

-is it ok if i smoke in here
-where’s your medicine cabinet
-hold on what’s your name again

[Socratesino @Socratesino]

Il est méconnaissable… en plus c’est la 1ère fois que je le vois porter une cravate

[a broken soul @abrokensouI]

have you ever been so stressed and you look in the mirror and you are like wow ok great i'm fucking ugly too

[Thomas Massie @RepThomasMassie]

My raw milk ages better than this.

[Darren Dutton @Darren_Dutton]

Well that’s one way to start your premiership

[Brandon Streussnig @BrndnStrssng]

Guarantee he talked to Elmo and Cookie Monster like they were real guys when the cameras weren’t rolling

[Errai @errai]

Oh man I (washes hands) love cooking so much (washes hands) and it’s so easy to (washes hands) make anything you want