Liam Chapman

19 | Scunthorpe

[Liam Chapman @liamchapman00]

@ThomasIsle @guardian_sport This magnificent shot?

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@ThomasIsle @James_Dart What have I just witnessed?

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@ThomasIsle @h1butch 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Liam Chapman @liamchapman00]

Nice to see Bruno Fernandes can still only score penalties.

Was starting to worry he'd lost his touch when scoring a normal goal against Liverpool but normality has resumed.

#MANSOU

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Please tell me this is a joke. https://t.co/svyiQFheFA

[Liam Chapman @liamchapman00]

You know what I would rate?

If Boris Johnson does a press conference on Christmas Day saying he's the grinch and that this was his plan all along since becoming PM.

@RequestABet @paddypower @Ladbrokes @BetfairCS
@WilliamHill

Any odds on this happening?

[Liam Chapman @liamchapman00]

Stay confused, stay bored and stay at home after 10pm.

Absolutely onit @BorisJohnson

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Lets be honest, we all know the REAL reason Boris Johnson is restricting us.

He just can't be arsed to spend Christmas with his family making small talk over a burnt turkey.

#BorisIsSmart #BorisTheLeader

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Imagine if this is just all one massive April fools joke which has turned into a year long prank.

#Covid_19

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Pubs closing at 10pm.

This virus is like a bat. Sleeps through the day and then comes out at night.

Bat... China... Virus... all linking together now.

#BorisTheGenius

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Watching the PM statement in the House Of Commons and we've got a gathering of 40-50 people who aren't wearing face covering.

This country is just a joke in general. Don't tell me to wear a face covering and then attend a social gathering yourself without one.

#BorisTheJoke

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I personally think everyone should cut Boris Johnson some slack. He's only trying to do his best.

It's a real shame that his best just ISN'T good enough and this country is going down the shitter everyday.

#BorisHasFailedTheNation #BorisHasFailed #DontCough

[Thomas Isle @ThomasIsle]

Just think we’re literally stopping our lives for 5 COVID deaths that occurred yesterday. Man this country is a joke and full of wetties

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@ThomasIsle Gary McSheffrey 100%. The kid can shoot from anywhere

[Liam Chapman @liamchapman00]

Is it just me that thinks a £1 should weigh a pound?

[Liam Chapman @liamchapman00]

WTAF have I just read.

[Liam Chapman @liamchapman00]

Boris Johnson is a fucking dickhead.

Don't start blaming care workers for your mistakes.

@BorisJohnson take some responsibility yourself and admit that this hashtag is correct... #BorisHasFailedUK

[Liam Chapman @liamchapman00]

If you've tweeted #kloppout then please remove yourself from twitter.

Not even a Liverpool fan but he's the best thing that's happened to the club since they were first founded in 1892.

#MCILIV

[Liam Chapman @liamchapman00]

Attention everyone who flocked to the beaches...

#bournemouthbeach #heatwaveuk

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"It's not good though is it, it's probably gunna cause a second wave init, everyone's just doing what that want ain't they"

Why are you there then mate? Don't go to the beach and then fucking complain about it.

#bournemouthbeach #COVID19 #heatwaveuk