Liam Fitzgerald

Pupating Playwright & Recovering Floridian

[Liam Fitzgerald @liamfitzy90]

If you ever wonder what happens when someone collapses on their car horn: it goes off for fifteen minutes and then the speaker breaks and it just gives out a sad wine all night and you cant sleep because you cant decide if the person died or is just on heroine. #losangeles

[Liam Fitzgerald @liamfitzy90]

@grnethercott No. They just do a little embezzling as a pick me up

[Liam Fitzgerald @liamfitzy90]

-don’t trust anyone over 30.
-aren’t you 30?
- *stares suspiciously into mirror*

[Liam Fitzgerald @liamfitzy90]

Today my 5th graders were bragging about who had the earliest vaccination appointment… is this good?

[Liam Fitzgerald @liamfitzy90]

@bejaypea Happened to me a month ago. Two weeks before tech. My first full production, tons of press attention, family flying in from out of town, lit managers and agents lined up to see it and everything.

[ellie sunakawa @elliesunakawa]

here's an Arrested Development/Succession intro i made that absolutely no one asked for

[Liam Fitzgerald @liamfitzy90]

This cast is v serious https://t.co/g8epm5YUpm

[Liam Fitzgerald @liamfitzy90]

Did I go buy a physical copy?
Yes. https://t.co/zCxKGrNQ4f

[Liam Fitzgerald @liamfitzy90]

@krisvire The lack of investment in local playwrights is insane. Even most Chi Theatres won’t look at us seriously until we’re been produced in New York.

[Tyler Mead @tylerhmead]

I told you guys it would be weird if they screamed.

[Liam Fitzgerald @liamfitzy90]

I spent all morning looking for email addresses actually checked by human beings.
Is this the #hustle?

[Liam Fitzgerald @liamfitzy90]

@grnethercott Shit, are you a poet?

[Liam Fitzgerald @liamfitzy90]

https://t.co/97t1erttXb

[Liam Fitzgerald @liamfitzy90]

AAAAAAAAAAAH https://t.co/tCq1KnrxNN

[Liam Fitzgerald @liamfitzy90]

Boom https://t.co/jHAyksZhoY

[Liam Fitzgerald @liamfitzy90]

13yo me: Why would anyone work for a Bond Villain?
28yo me: God, I wish I could get a job at Disney.

[Liam Fitzgerald @liamfitzy90]

Who dat? https://t.co/8nFKA1ECN6

[Liam Fitzgerald @liamfitzy90]

Why is @bondingnetflix not called “Dom-com”?

[Liam Fitzgerald @liamfitzy90]

HI IM ADULTING HARD AND ITS TERRIFYING AND AMAZING

[Liam Fitzgerald @liamfitzy90]

Okay but here’s the photo and not just and insta link