Liam Jordan

If you’re nae hayin a laugh you’re wasting your time.

[Liam Jordan @liamjayx]

Yer da's taking the divorce well

[Richy @R1130_]

My bloods 90% Tennents Lager & I’ve made it to 30. Makes you think.

[Footy Humour @FootyHumour]

Pep Guardiola if he managed Manchester United

[Liam Jordan @liamjayx]

Christmas Ganzi Season hath arrived. Thankfully nae oot for xmas so hae to be a jolly wee cunt now.

2024 debutant providing both seasonal joy and nostalgia hits.

Design: 10/10
Feel: 7/10
Nostalgic bonus: +2
Overall: 9/10

It's christmas, im gunst to talk about the turtles

[Liam Jordan @liamjayx]

Day 1 of Christmas ganzie season.

New additional to the collection.

Design 9/10
Feel 7/10
Overall 8/10

Will feature next year

[Liam Jordan @liamjayx]

Day 14

RETURN OF THE GANZIE!!! Picked up yisterday whilst getting last bits and bobs in aberdeen.

Design 10/10
Feel 8/10
Overall 9/10

Finishing strong for the last day of work.

[Liam Jordan @liamjayx]

Despite the tom foolery, I have not had a rootin' tootin' day

[Liam Jordan @liamjayx]

Roll on getting hame for a

1) Creammmmy fuckin pint oh Guinness
2) Mega Pint oh wine
3) Tequila, lime and water

[T. Bernadetti @MrsRoyKeaneo]

I'm fuckin cryin! Turn it up!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

"Walk up to the camera & do somethin"😂😂😂

[george @StokeyyG2]

The little kid 😭😭😭😭 https://t.co/SEcjGW2hLC

[marlon wayans @MarlonWayans]

WE’RE BACK!!! After nearly 20 years, the Wayans brothers are finally going to give the fans what they’ve been asking for… a return to the SCARY MOVIE franchise! We’re looking forward to having fun on the big screen again.

[Paddy Power @paddypower]

Confirmed

[Greggs @GreggsOfficial]

What's the charge? Filling a bake? A succulent Steak Bake?

[Bizlet @bizlet7]

Always the ones you least expect.

[Concerned Citizen @BGatesIsaPyscho]

“How are you equal if the men are the ones who have to fight & die to defend the Country?”

[TONY™ @TONYxTWO]

Omg lol!!!! Guy bought a signed Taylor Swift guitar at a live auction for $4,000, only to destroy it 🔥🔥😭😭

[Paddy Power @paddypower]

In the time between Oasis splitting up and reforming, Watford have had 19 managers, Luis Suarez has bitten 3 people, Chelsea have signed nearly 200 players, Man City have accumulated 115 charges, VAR has been introduced, and Tottenham still haven’t won anything.

[Paddy Power @paddypower]

A day in the life of a Scotland fan...

18+ BeGambleAware | #Euro2024

[BladeoftheSun @BladeoftheS]

If you are worried about

Benefit Fraud £0.5bn but not Government Corruption £219bn.

Immigration £2bn but not Tax Havens £150bn.

Junior Doctors pay rises £1.3bn but not Bankers tax cuts £7.3bn.

You‘re buying their lies.

[Jim Hamilton @jimhamilton4]

A clear message from Scotland fans.

[John O’Brennan @JohnOBrennan2]

Brilliant

File under ‘Racists are not very bright’.