Liam Nelson

The slenderest man.
Comedian

[Liam Nelson @liamjnelson]

@Tomoni84 Thanks!

[Liam Nelson @liamjnelson]

@biggiesulls Thanks!

[Liam Nelson @liamjnelson]

Not cool of NYC for having a crazy dry thunderstorm the morning after Iran threatens to bomb us. A lot of us ran our nuclear fire drill today and realized we would not make it.

[Liam Nelson @liamjnelson]

Being 7 feet tall with a heart condition is like being fools gold for basketball scouts. They see me from accross a crowd like "EUREKA! WE GOT ONE!" but then they get closer and see I'm much softer and completely worthless to them.

#tall #marfan #marfansyndrome

[Liam Nelson @liamjnelson]

Have these gen alpha kids been to Ohio? It's pretty sigma TBH not Ohio at all. Rizz as far as the eye can see

[Liam Nelson @liamjnelson]

THIS JUST IN: All air in Atlanta is now Galaxy Gas

#Atlanta #atlantaair #georgia

[Noah Garfinkel @NoahGarfinkel]

A key point missing in a lot of post debate analysis is that Trump’s claim about immigrants eating pets almost perfectly syncs up to the piano in the Peanuts theme song.

[Liam Nelson @liamjnelson]

The weekend at bernies is finally over

[Liam Nelson @liamjnelson]

@GianmarcoSoresi Hello people of Gianmarcos Twitter, yes I am indeed very tall. If you want to experience how tall I am, come see me open for Gianmarco on tour

[Liam Nelson @liamjnelson]

Rip Steve Harwell, after they made him god broke the moooowwwoooold

[Smash Indy @HarderBrunch]

The hilarious @liamjnelson in studio with us this week. https://t.co/RkLwV428DP

[Liam Nelson @liamjnelson]

I guess the ocean also wants to eat the rich

[Liam Nelson @liamjnelson]

Oh golly gosh! Could it be true? I only have to donate plasma 60 times this month to afford to have a space where my bed is within splattering distance of my toilet??? Somebody pinch me!

[Liam Nelson @liamjnelson]

My girlfriend is an upper west side nanny and brings home extra snacks from work. I may not be eating the rich but I am eating their snacks. That feels like something

[Liam Nelson @liamjnelson]

Someone come meet me and @11catie11 at Riverbank State park and tell us whether these guys are practicing for a drag show or doing karate.

[Liam Nelson @liamjnelson]

The legs are loose!!!

[Dusty Slay @dustyslay]

Yes @realaaronweber and @liamjnelson

[Liam Nelson @liamjnelson]

My family wasn't an NFL family we were an NPR family. Who needs to watch dudes tackle each other when you can listen to Terry Gross tackle the tough issues.

[Liam Nelson @liamjnelson]

My cousin microwaved his phone so it would charge faster. Normally white people have to do 23 and me to be this ashamed of their family's actions.