My 4 year old got me up and told me to get in his bed because he was scared last night.
Half hour later he woke me up and told me to get out because I was snoring.
Chief.
A tight mate of mine on a shitty data plan keeps sending me videos and images on WhatsApp I have no interest in. I delete them and when he is at work I download them again so they rinse his data allowance by reuploading them. I'm on unlimted data. He's on about 2GB or so.