It may not be long before @ryanwhitney6 is better known as a liquor mogul than a hockey player or a @spittinchiclets host.
I chatted with him about the phenomenal success of his namesake vodka, Pink Whitney, for @ForbesSports:
https://t.co/Ws3z7L537V
Dearest mother —
The quill has never felt more heavy. I have made the decision to holster my sidearm permanently. I shall battle no more. The decision is difficult, but, as the hogs taught me, I must be true to myself. I am coming home to care for you and the farm.
— Andrew
The fact that Nylander held out for 6.9M makes so much sense now. Like, here’s a kid that’s willing to sit out of the fucking NHL on a dope team until his cheddar says 6.9 per year. What a fricken maniac haha. This kid must love making magic happen in the bedroom. Pissssss
My lord that was dirtier than turning the condom inside out for round 2. Nick, just disgusting. Go to your room right now. Thank god bajorkstrand finished the tuck. What a play. Little roof job on a Friday, no big deal.
McDavid gained control of that puck and immediately asked Ryan Suter how he likes his toast in the morning. Suter said lightly toasted with butter and McDavid said noped served him the burnt pumpernickel with jelly. Wow.
McGregors swag is infinity times a billion. A kabillion. A jillion. This guy is out of his fucking mind I swear I would shit myself if he even looked at me. This kid makes no sense. He’s one rare son of a bitch