Liam Schaefer

[Liam Schaefer @liamschaefer]

The most profound love there is, is the one I feel for every single passenger in a 2am New York City Subway car

[Liam Schaefer @liamschaefer]

@RedDlicious It’s actually the main reason I’m voting Harris-Walz

[Liam Schaefer @liamschaefer]

@alli_mcbeal Wait, I want love, that looks nice

[Liam Schaefer @liamschaefer]

On a train, just thinking about “The Americans” finale and quietly crying to myself

[Liam Schaefer @liamschaefer]

@RedDlicious Wait, I’ve had this on loop all week!

[Liam Schaefer @liamschaefer]

@_negativenancy_ Oh, you DID get my “save the date!”

[Liam Schaefer @liamschaefer]

The perfect show does exist!

[Tom Freeman @SnoozeInBrief]

His Dark Materials, but instead of daemons, everyone has a muppet.

[Liam Schaefer @liamschaefer]

@RedDlicious But the spreadsheet!

[Reductress @Reductress]

This Woman Went Home to Her Parents for Thanksgiving Because She Was Already Living There: https://t.co/2D6cNKpivu

[Liam Schaefer @liamschaefer]

@RedDlicious Fast forward 20 years: me saying the same about you

[Liam Schaefer @liamschaefer]

@RedDlicious Becomes first person to die of exposure indoors

[Liam Schaefer @liamschaefer]

@lindaholmes @djrogge The answer is Burgly - I want the consonants as messy as a ball of string!

[Dan Jinks @JinksDan]

Musical theater geeks: Is there a revival cast recording you think is better than the original cast recording?

I'll go first: PIPPIN

[Liam Schaefer @liamschaefer]

@RedDlicious Sure, but how many of those were travel guides?

[Liam Schaefer @liamschaefer]

Here we are, the week before Ptown once again

[trash jones @jzux]

surely THIS is the salad that will undo months of fast food and alcohol

[Liam Schaefer @liamschaefer]

@alli_mcbeal https://t.co/6UkvgLG0Su

[Liam Schaefer @liamschaefer]

@RedDlicious You, on your birthday, ushering in the end times

[Liam Schaefer @liamschaefer]

@RedDlicious https://t.co/qMakhi7mDX

Better be top of the list!

[Kate Butch Stan Account @RedDlicious]

Fuck all Republicans all day every day and for fucking ever

[Liam Schaefer @liamschaefer]

@_negativenancy_ *for proper nouns.