Liam

Personal Trainer, Investor/Shite Trader, dinosaur enthusiast, and TikTok minor fame.

[Liam @liamwain1]

Listen to It’s Too Fuckin’ Hot by Liam Wain #np on #SoundCloud #england #heat #toofuckinhot #englishheat
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[Liam @liamwain1]

@trainerize Have had to re-arrange 7 different clients this morning. Have all their programming on the app and pay a shit load of money per month. There is only so much WINGING IT I can do today.

[ABC Trainerize @trainerize]

[ABC Trainerize Status] Investigating: Due to an unexpected impact from Crowd Strike, a third party provider we use, both our web and apps are currently experiencing server errors. We are working diligently to back out the changes and… https://t.co/gwBmyxnu2P

[Liam @liamwain1]

#askuniversal Hi, I’ve only just realised that I have accidentally booked our express pass tickets for June instead of July, and the date has passed now and they’re expired, but I need them for this month! I havn’t used them obviously so would be great to get the dates changed.

[Liam @liamwain1]

@HMRCcustomers I actually can’t remember the last date it changed, but does ‘bank repayment pending’ and ‘repayment pending’ mean two different things? Thanks for the help

[Liam @liamwain1]

@HMRCcustomers I filed for a Tax Refund 2 Months ago, and now it’s saying ‘Bank Repayment Pending’, does this mean the money is on its way or can it take longer as it’s taken a long time.

[Piers Morgan @piersmorgan]

BREAKING: I admit I got something wrong.

[Big Will @Rivaled_]

Ya see how simple men are? This shit entertaining as fuck

[John Cleese @JohnCleese]

The brilliant Tracey Ullman

[Braindead Bird App @tragicbirdapp]

too easy

[Liam @liamwain1]

At this point in time, my minimum pay is jail time. Could not STAND being in a job like this.

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

What’s your minimum pay for dealing with this 🧐

[Dr Jordan B Peterson @jordanbpeterson]

The devouring mother: narcissists of compassion. What do you say about the spirit of a mother who will sacrifice her own child for a public display of moral virtue? Wickedness almost unparalleled in its depth.

[Sebastian Ghiorghiu @cbassg16]

Men are happiest when they make loads of money, lift weights, and eat good food.

[Alex Hormozi @AlexHormozi]

A lot of real problems can be solved by working longer hours:

1) You make more money when u work more.
2) You have less time to spend the money you make.
3) You have less time to think about the problems that never mattered to begin with.

[Liam @liamwain1]

Yep, that’s me taking cold showers in the morning I’m now sold

[MJ @morganisawizard]

apparently cold showers give you a similar dopamine hit to coke so i’m officially on day two of what i’m now referring to as my cocaine shower

[Liam @liamwain1]

@taylerwain No Gen Z specifically, just the anti-work cukture plaguing younger people. People my age are like it as well

[Liam @liamwain1]

Oh, it’s all coming full circle. Might have to actually do some real work now, sad times… Hopefully when you’re working in Starbucks you can ask a staff member to give you a massage?

[GURGAVIN @gurgavin]

THIS IS WHY GOOGLE IS FIRING 10,000 + EMPLOYEES $GOOGL $GOOG

[Liam @liamwain1]

‘A day in the life and of a big tech company… (insert pointless job here)