i’m camping with this girl and she just casually pulled a switchblade out of her bag and put it in her pocket and said “i’m giving you a five minute head start” before walking away to take a piss. what do i do
“Remember what I taught you hun, when you get that tinkle feeling when I have a seal over you I need you to push out”
“It’s like what you do for mommy under the covers while I read but I want my juice a bit faster today. Mom’s thirsty okay?”