Elizabeth

is this like a Noxzema commercial or what?

[Elizabeth @lib_mcmurray]

The feminine urge to have a diet that consists of one entire baguette and a bottle of wine per day.

[Elizabeth @lib_mcmurray]

Petition for literally all of my friends to dump their boyfriends

[Elizabeth @lib_mcmurray]

@Brettspeare Yes to both

[Elizabeth @lib_mcmurray]

@AlExcaliburr @ToasterStrudel @KQMcMurray when your sibling uses the two last icing packets on one toaster strudel

[NPR @NPR]

Health officials have issued a stay-in-place order for undergrad students at the University of Michigan, effective immediately, amid a surge of new coronavirus cases.

The directive does not apply to varsity sports, including the football team.
https://t.co/DUSxr6YHXU

[Hugo Martin📰 @hugomartin]

Front-line workers are forced to become COVID mask police. It's stressing them out https://t.co/R5nq8SSpxJ

[Elizabeth @lib_mcmurray]

Is this the same grill you grilled your foot on?

[NY AG James @NewYorkStateAG]

#BREAKING: I filed a lawsuit to dissolve the National Rifle Association for years of self-dealing and illegal conduct.

The @NRA is fraught with fraud and abuse.

No organization is above the law.

[southpaw @nycsouthpaw]

I need everyone to watch this.

[NPR @NPR]

Harris County, where Houston sits, has the fifth-highest number of confirmed coronavirus cases of any U.S. county.

"I signed more death certificates last week than in my entire life almost all put together,” one doctor says.
https://t.co/OPzfdduZYP

[madimoiselle ♡ @drivingmemadi]

ratatouille is just martha stewart little

[Ash Perez 🤙🏽 @itsashlyperez]

2,977 people died on 9/11. So far 152,000+ people have died from Covid-19 in the US. That’s as if 9/11 happened every day for 51 days straight.

No other country has lost as many lives as the U.S. Our leadership is failing us.

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

It's National Vote By Mail Day. Voting by mail is easy and safe. Take a few minutes to request your vote-by-mail ballot, then get your family and friends to do the same. Request your ballot early, send it back early, and fill it out carefully. Get started: https://t.co/pmWQqs4PbB

[juliana @thecityofjules]

free all german shepherds from the police

[Chelsea Handler @chelseahandler]

Missouri governor Mike Parson said that kids who get COVID-19 at school will just have to “go home and get over it.”

Well when @NicoleRGalloway defeats him in November, Governor Parson will just have to get over that too.
https://t.co/q2PC4lzL4Q

[NPR @NPR]

Derek Chauvin, the former police officer charged in the murder of George Floyd, has also been charged with his wife with 9 counts of felony tax evasion.

Authorities say they underreported their joint income from 2014-2019 by $464,433.
https://t.co/Fp8fdYebEA

[Ben Rosen @ben_rosen]

"the government has no business making me wear a mask" i say before i buckle my seatbelt, drive the speed limit to a restaurant built to code, eat food made in a state inspected kitchen, receive the heimlich maneuver from a waiter who learned it from a mandatory workplace poster,