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[liz laugh lie @libaday115]

been saying let go and let god a lot for somebody who hasn’t ever let go and doesn’t believe in god

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k*ll y*urself

[Swish 🍒 Tennis @Zwxsh]

What's one piece of advice you would give to Sascha Zverev ahead of the final?

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that’s my baby boy

[Sassington, M.C. @MissSassbox]

things Carter Bryant has been compared to on this app so far:

- a "medium rare sugar cookie"
- Ducky from the Land Before Time
- the "human embodiment of a dumpling"
- Biggie Littles from NBA Street
- 'Lamb Chops' with cornrows
- a "6 year old who made a wish to get "bigged like Tom Hanks in the movie, Big"
- an unreleased Muppet that will be the cousin of Abby Kadabby
- the bottom of a stingray

[ariel @donotdelay]

I really enjoy explaining basketball fundamentals to my female friends I think I understand the thrill of mansplaining

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i’ve been cheering for the spurs solely for carter bryant but i cannot deny the aura of the new york knicks. KAT must’ve been blessed by meryl streep on the set of devil wears prada 2

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hacks isn’t over because a 72 year old tall blonde woman (named *******) just flirted with me in front of her husband while i scheduled her surgery

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why are we still taking quotes from ashlyn harris. a has been at best, a never was more accurately. her vibes stinky, her aura negative

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ketel marte!!!!!

[Arizona Diamondbacks @Dbacks]

WALK-OFF PARTEEE

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what

[taylor @fourleggedgirl]

Did renate reinsve actually date girl in red im shaking

[Katya @katya_zamo]

Everyone is gay

[liz laugh lie @libaday115]

@senatorswift my brother does remember it! we came to the consensus that it must’ve been given to him by a teacher in elementary school. i knew it was real in some capacity bc we started calling the remote “etomer” because of the book

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hey good afternoon. does anybody remember a children’s book about a remote control whose name was “etomer lortnoc”. the cover was black and white i think and i can’t find proof it ever existed but i know it was real

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@senatorswift that’s what i thought too! i asked my family and they are not recalling it either. my mom said she vaguely remembers a paperback book but doesn’t think it was widely available

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@senatorswift thank you for the effort! these are not it and i’m starting to think i imagined the whole thing

[🫧 @Pure_naturess]

the moon perfectly framed by a rainbow.

[liz laugh lie @libaday115]

i do still strongly believe apostrophes are a privilege and not a right. i’d rather not see one at all than see one incorrectly

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not to be rude but how do people still not know that in abbreviating a year, the apostrophe goes before the numbers? 25’ makes not one lick of sense

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@lionesspike i’ve been manifesting this https://t.co/GEeyITjc36

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i can see it now: hannah einbinder’s next big project will be with susan sarandon

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if people were well behaved in movies then what would i have to complain about

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the biggest surprise of pride month so far is my (formerly, i guess) homophobic aunt liking my pride ig story and posting a happy pride story herself