sebastiana psicodélica

Equipamento em manutenção

[Snow @SnowdoSertao]

Como que fica longe desta rede social

[loba latina @livssexual]

pior q life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans mesmo

[Doug @DouglasAll]

acabei de ver Odisseia em uma sala comum e digo

[Barb Vermeir 🇬🇾🇬🇾🇬🇾 @hotgrippz]

I’ll quit smoking if they invent another activity that lets me leave a group and go stand outside on my own for 5-10 minutes

[Isaac @isaacturnersong]

Dude did you see my new thought

[CCP @PereiraCyd77098]

Probably one of the best tweets ever.

[luke7 @sauronluke]

This app is kind of like black mold

[pinkie @onlygirlonpluto]

trying to figure out if the old man is being nice to me in a girl dad way or a perverted way

[wissal ִֶָ🦢࣪☾. @farnnesse]

Good morning pseudo intellectuals and perverts. The grief is immense but so is the joy.

[Owain @orhunt]

whenever a pepito* post goes viral I am reminded of possibly one of my favourite tweets of all time

[JP @jpbrammer]

why does it feel so indecent when a philosopher is still alive and doing an interview. that's a profession for dead people. you look nude and silly. "I'm a philosopher" LOL put that away, buddy. Zizek is the exception. he's a muppet so it's fine.

[chrißy @chribdotnet]

Because it worked too well and you were finding out too much. They've been gutting this intentionally since 2020 and the cancellation spree actually spurned this lol

[lombo @JanktoBarak]

If I was a footballer, I would just learn the most random sentences in the languages of my opponents in perfect accent. Whispering "I am quite fond of chamomile tea" to Haaland in perfect Norwegian would break his concentration more than any defending you could do...

[Ana Mary @anamaryb]

queria aprender a dirigir pra atropelar uma pessoa em especifico

[CINEMA 505 @CINEMA505]

Brasil país do cinema

[Liam Gallagher @liamgallagher]

Neymar is an embarrassing little cunt

[Leonardo Amaral @peixeaquatico]

Desesperador não escutar os gritos dos vizinhos

[Ege @egeberkina]

Aging doesn't ruin tattoos

[vendedora de paçoca de chocolate @mnzeloa]

eu tento ser uma pessoa melhor mas ainda tem uns comentários ruim que preciso fazer