Liberator

be kind to me...treat me mean...I will rise above I am an extraordinary machine

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Man wish my uterus would have been healthy enough for welfare

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I been feelin stuck like an Uber with a childlock on the side door

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When you are singing every song in James Blunt voice...time to go home

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Thanks @chck90 for being my birthday party buddy...and for "losing" that coin toss😉

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things I succeeded getting done at work today...trimming my fingernails and smoking cigarettes

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Holy lightning strike😮😮might need to check my underoos😦😦😦

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Sitting at work wondering why my chair smells like cat

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Realizing your social media is a contradiction of unhealthy food recipes, fitness pages, booze related anything, and healthy food recipes. I guess I will just go eat a Big Mac while doing lunges and drinking a beer.

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@chck90 I am in full agreement of this

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@chck90 I love my bed and my mom...

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The relization you cannot reach the top shelf without tippy toes...downer downer downer...

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What is the general consensus on #spurging asking for a friend

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@chck90 Deep or swallen?

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Biggest thing I have to look forward to is watering my plant every other day to mark it on my calender

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@diverdown1974 There is a co worker I would like to do that to today for sure haha

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@vicd54 hope you can Curb Your Enthusiam for another birthday!😉😉😉😁😁😁

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@diverdown1974 Happy Birthday! Descibes you perfectly bahahahah

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Waking up with "Ridin Dirty" stuck in my head...what kind of fresh hell is this...

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Love reintroducing myself to people...yes I served you beers for 8 years #afacetoforget

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@ClayBo13 I found your Halloween shirt