libbyshannon

stress baker, reluctant runner, professional religious person, bike lover, crafty beaver

[libbyshannon @libbyshannon]

At least he did something “precedented” that day.

[Mehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan]

We laugh at stuff like this and then move on, but let’s be real: if a Dem were accused of doing stuff like this, it would be a multi-day controversy on Fox.

Trump, as a politician, is simply graded not on a lower curve but just a totally different one.

[libbyshannon @libbyshannon]

My spouse drew a bath, brought some wine to me, and promptly handed me a naked baby. Not exactly the relaxing Mother’s Day any of us hope for.

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@BizNasty2point0 we’re in Atlanta this weekend for me to graduate with a doctorate- thanks for your coverage, it brings a lot of joy to the game. #gobolts

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@jeffjarvis Glad we had verbatim the same response to opening the app today.
At least I got the wordle in 3…

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I’m in a stressful meeting. There’s a giant box of locally made, fresh doughnuts. I’m eating a container of mixed nuts because #diabetty. Dumb.

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@gauravsabnis My high school college counselor basically told me I wouldn’t be accepted at any of my choices and she had more important things to do than help me. I’ll receive a doctorate in May.

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On a day when I started the countdown to bedtime real early, of course the baby won’t go to bed. I have so much to do and am so tired. Solo parenting blows.

[libbyshannon @libbyshannon]

For anyone keeping score at home:
Bedtime began at 7:00. At 10:00 I finally had her asleep in her own bed. It’s 3:00. I’ve been with her since 1:00.
I’m at the end of my rope.

[libbyshannon @libbyshannon]

Sure seemed like it.

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Today in the ongoing battle of mental/physical health and parenting- I went on the 4 mile run. The guilt is strong with this one.

[libbyshannon @libbyshannon]

Dear @CollegeBoard you were supposed to stand up to the fascist, not acquiesce to them. What exactly is the lesson here??

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@johnpavlovitz “Get On Your Feet” by the incomparable @GloriaEstefan.

My kid is learning to walk and this is the song I’m singing to encourage her.

[libbyshannon @libbyshannon]

@alixabeth Mine often did. It was always a good reminder of how sweet they really were- even though they blew off their homework.

[libbyshannon @libbyshannon]

Feeling ragey. #thatisall

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@karadetwiller I’m the immortal words of great Elle Woods:
Exercise gives you endorphins and endorphins make you happy and happy people just don’t shoot their husbands.
They just don’t.

[libbyshannon @libbyshannon]

Got wings for the #Bucs game at @BWWings. Instead of 20 we got 11. This better not be indicative of the rest of the night.

[Schrödinger's Sneetch Belly @RTodKelly]

wait you can arrest insurrectionists

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The tiny person is not sleeping and just screaming. No parent has time for it, I for real don’t have time for it. Physically or emotionally or chronologically or kairosally.

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@staceyNYCDC No chocolate chip cookie!! It’s literally the only reason to go to Publix.

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@janashortal I would love to be described on day as a “relentless snow shoveler for all”. This is my new 5 yr goal.