My little brother and his friends r rushing making golf plans and his one friend just got a haircut and instead of showering before golf my brother suggests “drive to the closest lake, jump in, and ill meet u at the course w ur clubs”
It’s so funny that I’m supposed to be looking for employment but I wake up everyday and the most powerful person alive who everyone knows is a pedophile is threatening nuclear holocaust and plunging the world into an economic depression like okay time to write a cover letter