Lib Dem Central

All the latest news on the UK's most irrelevant political party. We care about the things no-one else does, so you don't have to!
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#LibDem's review of #Trident alternatives finds alternatives are 'impractical or too expensive'.

Bugger.

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BREAKING NEWS: Lord Oakeshott so disgusted with House of Lords that, rather than renounce peerage, he will hold lots of interviews.
#lords

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NEW POLICY: LibDems will give 70% of GDP in foreign aid, up from current 0.7% target.
Greedy #Labour & #Conservatives want to keep it in UK!

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@libdemvoice @caronmlindsay Great. Can I bring my badger friends? They also want to tie the knot.
#badgercull #equalmarriage #gaymarriage

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@Old___Holborn Badgers fight back! We're also in contact with a group of militant hedgehogs, who will be marching on London.
#badgercull

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@rigamark Don't worry – #LibDems on the case. We'll soon be introducing GCSEs in peace studies, recycling, and sandal-wearing.
#education

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WHAT DO WE WANT?
Not sure. Probably something that sounds nice.

WHEN DO WE WANT IT?
Preferably when someone else is in govm't.

#LibDems

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@BBCPropaganda We'd prefer if nobody had lightbulbs at all actually, energy-saving or otherwise, as they create light pollution.

#LibDems

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How many LibDem MPs does it take to screw in a light bulb? None - they are too busy removing light bulbs to save us from global warming..

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Allegations about #Portsmouth #LibDem MP Hancock were ignored by other #LibDems: http://t.co/xDLWxLDV0b

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#LibDems oppose #badgercull because it's mean to badgers. Much better that they slowly die of TB & infect livestock too #liberalsolutions

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@LibDemCentral It seems no one cares what the Lib Dems say, or possibly someone else is posting.

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Don't like #Labour or #Condervatives?
Prefer to sit on the fence?
So do we.
Vote #LibDem

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#LibDems demand new AV referendum, to be run using third-past-the-post, so that we get the right result this time.
#fairness

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@KarlTurnerMP #LibDems definitely against this, unless it turns out to be popular. Otherwise it was a #Tory idea. Or it's #Labour's fault.

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No. 1 priority this week: come up with some credible economic policies.
Who else can we tax? We've tried millionaires and bankers. Children?

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@IainDowns1 What's not to like? We give up our sovereignty, lose control of our borders, and get stifling regulation & costs in return.

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@HuwpHuw Is that why it's no longer called 'global warming', because there has been none?

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ComRes poll tomorrow will show 6% of UK voters still want to join #euro.
#LibDem voters at their best – never deterred by reality!

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#LibDem MP Greg Mulholland loses cool and calls student a 'Little Shit' over Marriage Bill http://t.co/EhWBU4zeF0