DraxJohnson

My Thoughts + Takes

[Tim Dillon @TimJDillon]

FULL LEAKED AUDIO FROM SOUTHWEST PILOT!!!

[Tim Dillon @TimJDillon]

I’m on the 5th booster watching Tiger King 4. Ellen is President. The camps are for our own good. I’m excited about our day of sun next week. Everything is good.

[Tim Dillon @TimJDillon]

If I died my hair pink I could have 3 blocks of Portland under my control by tonight.

[DraxJohnson @liberal_antics]

@pulte Every time I see @pulte tweet I intend on commenting but when I see the need others have I can’t come to take the chance away from them. Wishing the best for everyone here 😀

[Tim Dillon @TimJDillon]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😊😂

[Dave Rubin Clips II (Parody) - Retired Jan.20/2025 @DaveClips]

Dave declares that he will retire, and delete all of his accounts, if Joe Biden completes a 4-year term as President.

[Jordan Syatt @SyattFitness]

My Rules of Fitness

1) Surround yourself w/ people who cheer for you
2) Put your phone down and go to sleep
3) Drink more water
4) Eat fruits & veg
5) Protein at every meal
6) Lift heavy shit
7) Walk daily
8) Stretch
9) Put your fucking weights away
10) Stand up for yourself

[Tim Dillon @TimJDillon]

My politics now align with whatever Lori Lightfoot says and does. Don’t like it-kick rocks.

[Tim Dillon @TimJDillon]

First off. Take off the beanie we know you’re bald. Secondly I’m not cancelling half of my tour because people in those states largely agree with something I disagree with. I put out a podcast for free they can listen to or they can see me in state that doesn’t require vax.

[Tim Dillon @TimJDillon]

Yes I’m going to refuse to play all venue that require vaccination and boycott all the states that require it. I will only play at mega churches from now on. That’s a good strategy. Mega church tour being announced soon.

[Hurricane Harry™️ @TD_Harry89]

#DaBears🐻

[Ken Klippenstein @kenklippenstein]

When you call ivermectin a “horse dewormer”, you’re erasing the many thousands of people who depend on that drug for things like shitting out their intestinal lining

[Tim Dillon @TimJDillon]

I’m prob gonna buy a Rolls Royce soon and drive it thru Taco Bell and then crash it into a Covid tent hospital. #AmericanTaliban

[Tim Dillon @TimJDillon]

One thing about America: our word is our bond and our word is a lie.

[Herb Lawrence @Ecnerwal23]

I'm not a violent man but I wish a motherf*cker would do this in my presence.

[Tim Dillon @TimJDillon]

HERE ME LOUD AND CLEAR. THERE WILL NEVER BE AN ITALIAN IN THE WHITEHOUSE.

[Tim Dillon @TimJDillon]

The FDA just approved the McGriddle.

[DraxJohnson @liberal_antics]

@FelicioBig I need your help 🙏🏻

[Tim Dillon @TimJDillon]

Well Trump is leaving office. Wall is built. America safe. Big tech not overstepping their bounds. All and all a great run.