Steph

Frog Mom (AKA a witch)

[Steph @liberalmedia_]

One of the most important things about me is that I’m a meninist.

[Steph @liberalmedia_]

(spoiler?) I'm not saying lochlin deserved to die but like c'mon man you knew that blender had been sitting dirty all night, with coconut milk that had already gone bad (or so they were told) #TheWhiteLotus

[Steph @liberalmedia_]

I was telling my mom that every year my age is divisible by four it means it's a leap year and she said, 'oh so next time you'll be thirty two!' so I've cut off communication #toxic

[ConcernedApe @ConcernedApe]

Stardew is 20% off on Steam for a week, and during this time 100% of revenue will go to help protect whales, dolphins, belugas, and other aquatic mammals through WDC @whalesorg . Pictured is a beluga whale,

[Steph @liberalmedia_]

Can u tell me why I'm laughing so hard at this little book my coworker put together, using all the Teams messages I sent him about my #stockmarketinvestments

[Steph @liberalmedia_]

@rStardewValley I gave Abigail an amethyst rock yesterday and she said she was going to eat it. I hate her.

[Steph @liberalmedia_]

I couldn't live in the US because I can't be the person that tells everyone to take their shoes off at the door. But I can't have people walking around in my house with their shoes on.
Also gun violence

[Steph @liberalmedia_]

@rStardewValley Honestly she doesn't need her house, Leah lives with me ;)

[Steph @liberalmedia_]

I can make food really well but sometimes my cooking is just awful- looks bad, tastes boring, weird textures. And I have to eat it anyway because of the economy.

[Steph @liberalmedia_]

I keep forgetting what TERF means and every time I look it up I'm appalled all over again

#JKRowling

[Steph @liberalmedia_]

Sometimes I think about how the queen died while I was in London, and lowkey that shit was so hilarious

[Steph @liberalmedia_]

My half-birthday was amazing. I didn't mention that it was my half-birthday even once. Great success

[dana donnelly @danadonnelly]

im gonna start a service where i, a 27 year old (wise) help 23 year olds (naive) figure out if their boyfriend is a loser or not before they waste their mid 20s w him

[Sabrina @NerdyAndQuirky]

billionares are so weird. what are you saving up for? hell?

[Steph @liberalmedia_]

Snapchat keeping no record of past messages is truly a test of memory that I often fail

[Steph @liberalmedia_]

@BenUticone @sacwriter @bdk1521 If you're starving and someone gives u a hot dog instead of the pizza pocket you wanted you still should eat it. Since sex is a basic need- you know where I'm going with this.... someone gotta tell those men to start fucking each other.

[Steph @liberalmedia_]

Idk why but I absolutely love it when I come home to my frog lounging in her pool. The first time she did it I thought she had drowned and was dead but since then it's pretty fun to see her using the terrarium amenities 🐸 #amazonmilkfrog #babyfrog

[Steph @liberalmedia_]

@jk_rowling really just went full villain, and not in a cool, fun way lmao

[Steph @liberalmedia_]

The villain energy I get when releasing crickets into the terrarium is my favourite energy #frogmom