Maurice Cain

I'm a liberal with truths. Get it?

[Maurice Cain @liberaltruths]

I'm sorry, the DVD drive won't work in Windows. Can't boot the install DVD, though, and the server manager won't recognize it either.

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My god, this has to be the worst server I've ever worked on. I can't even reinstall Windows because the DVD drive won't work.

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Damn, this server is cock-blocking like it's the ugly friend of a hot girl I'm chatting up in the club. #work #longday

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I cannot wait until @MittRomney is president. Every time something bad happens on his watch, he'll retroactively resign.

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Something I didn't miss about managing Dell PowerEdge servers is the interminably long loading times to do anything useful.

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@KeithOlbermann WE'RE NUMBER 1...at killing each other with guns.

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@KeithOlbermann fights the good fight against the forces of stupidity and evil. Godspeed, sir.

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@KeithOlbermann they think that everyone who carries a gun out in public is going to be as accurate as a Marine sniper. #delusional

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Oh shit, a sequel to Who is Jake Ellis? Sign me up for that. #comics

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#RomneySkynet2012 should trend, but it won't because I have few followers. #sadface

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Whoops, I meant #RomneySkynet2012. One of them is a cold, remorseless robot, with no regard for humanity. The other is an AI.

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Thanks to @SHQtallahassee I now have a fun meme to show my disdain for Mitt Romney. #RomneySkynet

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@SHQtallahassee @MittRomney should submit to a thorough examination to prove that there is not a murderous cyborg beneath his skin. #skynet

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@SHQtallahassee Why won't @MittRomney just put to rest these rumors of being the vanguard for a human destroying Artifical Intelligence?

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@SHQtallahassee Is @MittRomney a cyborg infiltrator of Skynet? Some say he is. The question is, why won't he address this serious issue?

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Like, they're seriously cowardly about the subject. This is pretty much why they always strawman whenever the subject comes up.

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It occurs to me that the #NRA and other rabidly pro-gun people are terrified of having ANY discussion of gun control.

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He makes minimum wage & barely ever gets more than 15 hours a week, then complains about federal taxes that he doesn't pay because he's poor

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My conservative friend gets free healthcare from the VA, food stamps, housing assistance, and has a nice pension waiting for him in 5 years.

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Ironically, many of these "real Americans" probably get socialist Medicare and draw pensions that Marxist unions secured for them.