Liberal Wombat, Undelighted Voyager

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[Liberal Wombat, Undelighted Voyager @LiberalWombat]

Well, that does it!

Now I'm definitely not voting for Hillary!

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

My fellow Democrats, I have decided not to accept the nomination and to focus all my energies on my duties as President for the remainder of my term. My very first decision as the party nominee in 2020 was to pick Kamala Harris as my Vice President. And it’s been the best decision I’ve made. Today I want to offer my full support and endorsement for Kamala to be the nominee of our party this year. Democrats — it’s time to come together and beat Trump. Let’s do this.

[Liberal Wombat, Undelighted Voyager @LiberalWombat]

@Tim_Walz Well, I already voted once, but just for you, coach

[Liberal Wombat, Undelighted Voyager @LiberalWombat]

@ChuckGoat1 What's the margin of error?

I'd like to see the crosstabs!

[Liberal Wombat, Undelighted Voyager @LiberalWombat]

Lmao.

We had a YEAR of news networks covering these polls breathlessly and the final takeaway is "Nobody knows 🤷‍♂️"

Fuckin joke

[Nate Cohn @Nate_Cohn]

A final point that I *hope* is obvious from the whole of my work, but may not be obvious if you only read individual snippets: I have no idea whether our polls (or any polls) polls be "right", too good for Harris, or too good for Trump.
No one does.

[Liberal Wombat, Undelighted Voyager @LiberalWombat]

@TeamTrump Lol, get fucked

[Liberal Wombat, Undelighted Voyager @LiberalWombat]

@SarcasmFont1 @ChuckGoat1 @elonmusk The old, white racists here in Texas are still super excited to declare they support trump 🙄

[Liberal Wombat, Undelighted Voyager @LiberalWombat]

Harris up by 3 in IOWA of all places?!

Lol, I'm looking forward to Tuesday night!

Fuck you, @elonmusk

[Liberal Wombat, Undelighted Voyager @LiberalWombat]

@ChuckGoat1 @elonmusk I don't expect iowa to go blue, but if Selzer is saying it's even in play... this is going to be 08 levels of blue

[Liberal Wombat, Undelighted Voyager @LiberalWombat]

@coloradobeek @JeffBezos @washingtonpost @awscloud AWS is a HUGE money maker for Amazon. Most people don't realize it because it's B2B

[Liberal Wombat, Undelighted Voyager @LiberalWombat]

Are you upset with @JeffBezos interfering with @washingtonpost and really want to stick it to him?

Get people to quit using @awscloud

Yeah, it's more work - but it's also a LOT more money

[Liberal Wombat, Undelighted Voyager @LiberalWombat]

@RudeFulk @xochiPTX Then mincemeat is a fruit

[Liberal Wombat, Undelighted Voyager @LiberalWombat]

@xochiPTX Australia

[Liberal Wombat, Undelighted Voyager @LiberalWombat]

@LizzieTask @xochiPTX It's mostly based on flavor profile!

Fruits are supposed to be "grown from a flower and contain seeds"

But strawberries have seeds on the outside. And cucumbers are considered to be vegetables, despite perfectly fitting the supposed definition of fruit.

Totally arbitrary!

[Liberal Wombat, Undelighted Voyager @LiberalWombat]

@xochiPTX I don't see colors, we're one race, the human race 😏

[Liberal Wombat, Undelighted Voyager @LiberalWombat]

@xochiPTX Ok, fine, if that's what you want

[Liberal Wombat, Undelighted Voyager @LiberalWombat]

@bdabooks @xochiPTX It's an oven that uses a fan to circulate hot air, but that's not important right now

[Liberal Wombat, Undelighted Voyager @LiberalWombat]

@xochiPTX Whatever they want, I don't want to be a toad

[Liberal Wombat, Undelighted Voyager @LiberalWombat]

@xochiPTX WRONG!

[Liberal Wombat, Undelighted Voyager @LiberalWombat]

@xochiPTX Hey Ya! By Outkast

[Liberal Wombat, Undelighted Voyager @LiberalWombat]

@LeviForOffice You're only supposed to vote one time

Wink, wink, nudge, nudge