DATING A FITNESS ENTHUSIAST:
• exhausting
• constantly sore and sweaty
DATING A DRACULA:
• live in a big honkin’ castle
• stay in shape by letting him chase you over a moonlit cliff in a white gown
• neck kisses
When I pass out construction paper I give the kids whichever color is on top and tell them they can trade with the person next to them if they don't like their color.
Sometimes the boys really do want pink :)
too many boys are wasting their time trying to get buff hoping to win a lady's hand when really they just need to win the patronage of the esteemed lady Catherine de Bourgh.
I don’t know who needs to hear this but your worth isn’t measured in the praise or scorn of others or the work you produce. You’re not an embarrassment and your life has value regardless of what you do or don’t accomplish. Stay sensitive. Stay open. Have grace for yourself.