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[illuminatibot @iluminatibot]

Beginner's guide to eating better:

Step 1: If you see this label on the packaging, avoid it at all costs

[𝘀𝗵𝗮𝗺𝗺𝘆💗 @Urfv_shammy]

Unfortunately, i don't like nonchalant men. Be dominant. Check on me. Be affectionate. Tell me im gorgeous. Plan dates. Buy me flowers. Be absolutely obsessed with me

[𝗄𝖺𝗄𝗁𝗈𝗓𝖺 @simphiweyinkoc_]

Hey babe…a man who cooks, cleans, washes dishes and does laundry is just a functional adult. Not a special being

[Maryam @hell_line0]

Lemme blow yall minds while the pan is still hot. Watch for smells. Demons or spirits have peculiar smells. The spirit of LUST has a moldy smell!! Demons =sulfur. Please research and keep your nose on high alert.

[God’s own @Root_user7]

@Softnessa_ Giving bum behavior.

Oh let’s by alcohol get drunk and the have sex in your house

[healthbot @thehealthb0t]

Florida is set to become the first state in America to ban ALL vaccine mandates of any kind — not just COVID.

"Your body is a gift from God..."

"Pretty much every state has them. It's wrong."

[healthbot @thehealthb0t]

I don't know what's worse, the fact that the first televised covid vaccination almost killed somebody, or the fact that after millions of people witnessed this woman almost die, they went right out and got the same exact vaccination without hesitation?

[ً @prinkasusa]

the fact that women could have their nudes leaked and their whole career could potentially be destroyed but men could have a whole ass R@PE ALLEGATION but still be the president of the US... i never wanna hear y'all argue that gender inequality doesn't exist

[𝓔𝓶 ♡ @emkenobi]

"As a man-"

[𝚜𝚔𝚘𝚋𝚎𝚎 ☻ @_skobee_]

there’s bald eagles that fly around the back fields and I found out recently that if I find a feather on my property I can’t keep it because if I’m found in possession of a bald eagle feather I would face more punishment than someone that fucks kids.

[healthbot @thehealthb0t]

Environmentalist claims you can drink a whole quart of glyphosate and “it won’t hurt you.”

The interviewer calls his bluff and offers him a glass of glyphosate.

The interview ends 22 seconds later.

[𝓡𝓪𝓷𝓭𝔂🪐🪄 @Iam_randy07]

God forbid i smoke weed in public while elites eat children.

[Rothmus 🏴 @Rothmus]

💯💯

[healthbot @thehealthb0t]

Can we abnormalize taking a healthy baby to the doctor every two months, injecting poison into his/her arm, returning home with a sick baby and then referring to it as a "wellness visit".

Utter madness.

[Stepha @StephaEnyinna]

Men have the same rights no matter where they go in the world. A woman's rights depends on the country she lives in or the religion she follows.
Read again.

[Sarah Fields @SarahisCensored]

I just want to take this opportunity to point out that there is a man named Henry Walter Wooten, from Smith County, Texas, who is serving 35 YEARS IN PRISON for marijuana possession.

Carry on.