lil mel

[lil mel @libprime]

Slim Chickens just texted my phone they said Time is Running Out!

[lil mel @libprime]

Keep Honking, I'm Kegelin'!!

[lil mel @libprime]

Student-driver-esque bumper sticker:

𝐏𝐋𝐄𝐀𝐒𝐄 𝐁𝐄 𝐏𝐀𝐓𝐈𝐄𝐍𝐓
I am drunk and jerking off

[lil mel @libprime]

If we go to karaoke and you waste six minutes of my karaoke time with Bohemian Rhapsody I'm going to bare hands kill you

[𝒮𝒾𝑒. ᡣ𐭩 @Cindtrillella]

They beat his ass LMFAOOOOOOOO

[lil mel @libprime]

@spumdonor Masterpiece

[lil mel @libprime]

"WEISS!! You dumbass!..."

[lil mel @libprime]

Person losing their voice: Sorry I'm losing my voice

[JOCELYN!!! YES HAHA!!!🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️ @kazoodingus]

She’s like Graggle Simpson to me

[lil mel @libprime]

*definitely not in New York* only in New Yawkkkk!!

[lil mel @libprime]

@shittyfgideas The masses weren't ready

[lil mel @libprime]

Me: Calm down bro I'm being transgressive this is transgressive humor. I'm pushing social boundaries and expec- *sirens start sounding in the distance and steadily become louder*
Me: We Need To Go Right Now

[lil mel @libprime]

Next year being "2026" is fucking nuts

[lil mel @libprime]

The way the dude says "...Rated R".
You know the one

[lil mel @libprime]

What do cicadas even do besides scream, die, and fly full speed directly at my head

[lil mel @libprime]

Best needle drop of the year happens 1 minute into Weapons

[lil mel @libprime]

Worst cover letter of all time dropping tomorrow @DUALIPA my car isn't starting btw please get back to me

[lil mel @libprime]

Having car trouble again @DUALIPA lmk