The Real Makhelwane♤

Recovering juice addict, skinny AF but obsessed with fitness,

[The Real Makhelwane♤ @libraC7]

Aycetacio #zaka its promising

[The Real Makhelwane♤ @libraC7]

@Zimkhitha_ h😂😂😂 low blow right there

[The Real Makhelwane♤ @libraC7]

You burning and vandalising businesses of our fellow african brothers for no good reasons and you call yourself a proud african #bullshit

[The Real Makhelwane♤ @libraC7]

Everybody here owns a pair of J's ncncncnc even the madala oukes#capetownforYou

[The Real Makhelwane♤ @libraC7]

You would swear after every word there's a full stop #mypresident#SonaDebate

[The Real Makhelwane♤ @libraC7]

@SnuxXx if you not watching the debate then you missing out

[The Real Makhelwane♤ @libraC7]

Now they are throwing ticking bombs at each other #SONADebate

[The Real Makhelwane♤ @libraC7]

@song_trinity

[The Real Makhelwane♤ @libraC7]

True friends don't count favors

[The Real Makhelwane♤ @libraC7]

Telling a girl to "calm down" is like trying baptise a cat😂😂��

[The Real Makhelwane♤ @libraC7]

Roses are red, violets are blue if she's busy on Valentine's day the side nigga is you😂😂

[The Real Makhelwane♤ @libraC7]

Guys be licking girl's assholes and pussy but can't eat the brown soft part on a banana😞.OK!

[Chester Missing @chestermissing]

😂😂 “@JustMashimbye: WE FOUND THE SIGNAL JAMMER @CHESTERMISSING”

[Chester Missing @chestermissing]

So if any of you are still wondering, he didn't pay back the money. #SONA2015