j.h.r

author of ‘girl almighty’. now available on amazon.

[j.h.r @libradreamlover]

GIRL ALMIGHTY available on amazon
https://t.co/4jfL1oEykY

[j.h.r @libradreamlover]

dress code: you literally can’t wear leggings to an upscale restaurant

mayor keisha lance bottoms:

[j.h.r @libradreamlover]

it literally doesn’t matter where the building is. if the establishment has a dress code, it has a dress code. dress codes are tricky, there’s always *someone* ready to argue. that’s why it has to be consistent and applied to everyone. including mayors.

[Kristen Palmer @KristenPalmerTV]

@KeishaBottoms If she also had on leggings, that’s the real problem! If a restaurant has a dress policy, they should enforce it with all guest otherwise… they just singled you out. This restaurant is in a mall parking lot but it stills considers itself a fine dining restaurant.

[j.h.r @libradreamlover]

keisha taking it to twitter bc she was denied service for wearing work out pants to a fine dining steakhouse

[Keisha Lance Bottoms @KeishaBottoms]

Odd that a restaurant in a mall parking lot turns away customers in “mall” attire. Asked if I could sit in the bar area and was told, “No.”. Rules are the rules, just wonder if the woman who came in immediately after me, who I did not see come back out, was also denied service.

[j.h.r @libradreamlover]

boy, karens really do come in all walks of life huh? put some pants on or go chili’s

[Keisha Lance Bottoms @KeishaBottoms]

I was just turned away at @CapitalGrille at Perimeter Mall because I have on leggings. 🤷🏽‍♀️

[j.h.r @libradreamlover]

bro there is not a single cohesive thought behind those dead eyes

[DJ Akademiks @Akademiks]

Kanye West says SKETE been texting him and trolling him that he having sex with Kim Kardashian 👀👀. (Ps. Yeah this a recorded prayer by Kanye)

[j.h.r @libradreamlover]

@the_pyroneer 🥺 thank u

[j.h.r @libradreamlover]

romanticize brown eyes ✨🍫

[j.h.r @libradreamlover]

!!!

[j.h.r @libradreamlover]

❤️‍🔥

[j.h.r @libradreamlover]

girls restroom smelled like cherry almond dial soap and victoria’s secret body spray

[john @lemonades___]

dekalb county public school bathrooms had THE most unique smell lol

[j.h.r @libradreamlover]

i turned out okay for someone who grew up on johnny the homicidal maniac comics and slipknot at 13 yrs old.

[j.h.r @libradreamlover]

girls with slightly bad eyesight who just want to seem quirky: omg haha im BLIND look how cute my glasses are

me and my -6.25 prescription: i stomped on a scuff mark on the floor because i thought it was a salamander

[j.h.r @libradreamlover]

GIRL, ALMIGHTY

[j.h.r @libradreamlover]

me: “if there’s any sex scenes in this movie, i’m walking out of the theater”

my friend jana: “yeah, i don’t think i’m going to even walk in the theater.”

- on “cats (the musical)” movie

[j.h.r @libradreamlover]

country music: im an outlaw baby i treat women like shit and also my daddy is incarcerated but mama tried

rap music: im an outlaw baby i treat women like shit and also my daddy is incarcerated but mama tried

[orion @orionvanessa]

why would i pay $50 to get into a haunted house when i could just close my eyes and listen to my thoughts

[j.h.r @libradreamlover]

me: thank you for calling the krusty crabs
debt collector: hi this is susie from student loans, is this jen handoko i’m speaking with
me: no this is patrick

[j.h.r @libradreamlover]

annoyed bc i paid for overpriced food that wasn’t even good at Ponce City Market and it’s fucking hot and im just...over it

[j.h.r @libradreamlover]

just tryin to show off my dangly moon earrings...carry on

[j.h.r @libradreamlover]

it’s crazy how “fade into you” by mazzy star just randomly plays anytime anyone loses their virginity and falls in love for the first time at summer camp