paul smith

Putting the 'antic' in 'pedantic'.
My pronouns are, 'Sire', and 'Your Liege'...feel free to grovel before me.

[paul smith @librarial1]

Had it not been for the arrogamt idiocy of one man, none of this would be happening.
No prizes for guessing who that man is.

[Douglas Macgregor @DougAMacgregor]

BREAKING: Iranian military firing on commercial ships attempting to pass through the Strait of Hormuz. -Axios

[paul smith @librarial1]

One can write one's own.

[Neil Oliver @thecoastguy]

VPNs cannot be "banned". A user might voluntarily submit to something or other, but VPNs cannot be banned without dismantling the Internet and rebuilding it in some way. Whatever was hypothetically rebuilt would not be the Internet.

[paul smith @librarial1]

Irony Alert
https://t.co/ScQiVZCOaA

[paul smith @librarial1]

Yellow rain, eh?
So, not only will it be hot, but the gods will actually be PISSING on us.
https://t.co/6TjZVo4Mbe

[Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes]

My buddy set me up on a blind date and said, “Just so you know... she's expecting a baby."

I felt pretty stupid showing up to the restaurant wearing nothing but a diaper.

[Kitty Cat Empire @KittyCatEmpire]

when you are defeated!

[paul smith @librarial1]

Nope.
No back pain.
But I remember it.

[Planet Of Memes @PlanetOfMemes]

If you understand this, you probably wake up every day with some low back pain.

[Mr Blonde @Kearney3Mr]

Wonder how long she's got!

[Bob Kostic @causticbob]

Top 5 in any eyebrow list

[Paul Bronks @SlenderSherbet]

When the work meeting is almost over and that one co-worker keeps asking questions.

[LAnDo NIFFIRG™️🇨🇦 @llandoniffirg]

I guess humans are the only ones who want to know 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Robert Wilkinson @robertwlk]

When my nan died, the Grandfather clock in her house, stopped at exactly the same time.

It fell on her.

[The Critical Drinker @TheCriticalDri2]

They're literally only doing this because thousands of accounts on X shared the footage and forced them to act. Imagine how many other incidents like this are quietly covered up.