the bitter librarian

your tax dollars fund my therapy

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what if I accidentally go viral and don’t have a gofundme page prepared??

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you know things are bad when deleting tik tok and reinstalling Twitter feels like a healthy choice

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Patron who regularly maxes out their ILL limit just requested a book called "Socialism Sucks."

Dude. I have bad news about the library.

#librarianproblems

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Coworker: How many cups of tea do you drink a day?
Me: Oh god, I don't know...five?
Coworker: Does your doctor know?
Me: 🤷‍♀️

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@typesetjez Ha, I emailed them weeks ago. Haven't heard back.

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At the DMV:

Me: Do you have state driver guides?
Staff: I can grab you one.
Me: What if I wanted 20?
Staff: I would ask you what you were going to do with them.
Me: I work at the local library system and want them for our reference department?

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@SerenaVogel Washington. I thought I could snag some from a brochure display...but there was none. Maybe they took it down because there's a shortage?

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@teioh You 100% can make a mix tape! Get a cheap tape recorder and an AUX cord and you can transfer any music playing on your computer to a cassette.

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@Pinche_Pi roller derby

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@LauratheLibrar1 The only pro: you don't have to clean up your mess before you leave.

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Patron request/complaint: the keto book she checked out recommends that you eat more meat. Why doesn't the library have more keto vegetarian/vegan books??

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@SurlyLibrarian I like when they fall apart and weed themselves.

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"Start the day wearing clean and neat clothes."

^^^ favorite part of my library's dress code, because they know that no matter how cute we look at 9 am it can always go downhill.
#librarylife #librarianproblems

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The kid represents progressive liberalism. The cat is America’s future.

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@johndewees

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Shoutout to all the authors’ friends who DIDN’T make it into the Acknowledgements. I see you. You bravely asked “How’s the book?” and pretended to care about fictional relationships when you really just wanted to talk about your breakup.

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@danielortberg Sometimes I show up late looking tired on purpose so I don’t have to articulate with words that yes, I am having a hard time.

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if Arya gets killed by a brick I swear to god
if Arya gets killed by dragon fire I swear to god
if Arya gets trampled to death I swear to god
I SWEAR TO GOD #got

[Boze Herrington, Library Owl 😴🧙‍♀️ @SketchesbyBoze]

how old are you

18 - 23: spinster
24 - 30: soot sprite
31 - 34: Baba Yaga
35 - 40: swamp hag
40+: legally a ghost

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One day politics will be better and I’ll read fewer threads that are 28/?