Patron who regularly maxes out their ILL limit just requested a book called "Socialism Sucks."
Dude. I have bad news about the library.
#librarianproblems
At the DMV:
Me: Do you have state driver guides?
Staff: I can grab you one.
Me: What if I wanted 20?
Staff: I would ask you what you were going to do with them.
Me: I work at the local library system and want them for our reference department?
Patron request/complaint: the keto book she checked out recommends that you eat more meat. Why doesn't the library have more keto vegetarian/vegan books??
"Start the day wearing clean and neat clothes."
^^^ favorite part of my library's dress code, because they know that no matter how cute we look at 9 am it can always go downhill.
#librarylife#librarianproblems
Shoutout to all the authors’ friends who DIDN’T make it into the Acknowledgements. I see you. You bravely asked “How’s the book?” and pretended to care about fictional relationships when you really just wanted to talk about your breakup.
if Arya gets killed by a brick I swear to god
if Arya gets killed by dragon fire I swear to god
if Arya gets trampled to death I swear to god
I SWEAR TO GOD #got