Eliza Farrell

Youth librarian and book pusher; happy to join in some rabble-rousing. She/her 🦄

[Hank Green @hankgreen]

My toxic trait is thinking I could do standup comedy because I have a podcast.

[Eliza Farrell @librarianwander]

@KyleLukoff My consumer science project in 6th grade was which chicken soup brand had the most chicken. I proudly wrote to Giant's corporate headquarters that *they* had the most. That's when I learned that the store brand was just a name brand with another label. So same thing, but flipped?

[Justin “Hoops” McElroy @JustinMcElroy]

HERE WE GO https://t.co/pwzbwTJhLw

[Eliza Farrell @librarianwander]

@Shekels_Library @rickriordan Want homemade treats? I bet I live close enough I could walk over something special.

[Eliza Farrell @librarianwander]

@Shekels_Library In the world of law ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[Marisha Ray @Marisha_Ray]

World, meet Omar.
Omar > World.
@matthewmercer and I have been looking for you for so long. 💗🐾💗

[Eliza Farrell @librarianwander]

@Shekels_Library I still feel it. But you'll be kicking so much awesome in your next pursuit!

[Eliza Farrell @librarianwander]

Welp, first close friend to get tested, tested positive. The last people she hung out with was us. Two more days for the 10-day window to close. Dang, I really thought it would be my 65+ coworker who insists on going to the gym daily.

[@ktwiegman.bsky.social @ktwiegman]

Fun Fact: Many women excrete rage from their eye sockets in the form of tears. We would prefer lasers, but we do not get to pick.

[Mallory O'Meara @malloryomeara]

Sure, that shirt is cute, but how well does the material clean your glasses?

[Eliza Farrell @librarianwander]

@dog_rates Just finished vacation with this guy

[Lin-Manuel Miranda @Lin_Manuel]

Gnight
to the mistakes
your heart makes
to the peaks
your body seeks
To the defeats
Your brain repeats
And the grace
You continue to chase.
Be safe,
rest up.

[@[email protected] @Imani_Barbarin]

If you “don’t see race,” you don’t fight racism.

If you “don’t see disability,” you don’t fight ableism.

If you “don’t see gay or straight,” you don’t fight homophobia.

If you “don’t see trans or cis,” you don’t fight transphobia.

Stop shirking responsibility with ignorance.

[Eliza Farrell @librarianwander]

@justinmcelroy and #munchsquad I hope you're on top of this crucial developing story. https://t.co/g2ADqiTT3i

[Eliza Farrell @librarianwander]

@travismcelroy So all the colors. Do em all at once! Rainbow hair!

[Eliza Farrell @librarianwander]

@MidniteLibrary @2fistedstories @ColleenFrakes I can do a map. My first go at DMing I put the party in an illithid's library. 😅

[Eliza Farrell @librarianwander]

@MidniteLibrary @2fistedstories @ColleenFrakes I'd love to then. What do you need most?

[Eliza Farrell @librarianwander]

@MidniteLibrary @2fistedstories @ColleenFrakes Looking for lady DMs or players?

[Eliza Farrell @librarianwander]

A-fucking-men.

[Eliza Farrell @librarianwander]

I'm reading a fantastic nonfiction book and was all set to annotate it. But I just couldn't. For those who do, what title/situation got you started writing in books?