@stephenRB4 Why, I can smile, and murder whilst I smile,
And cry 'Content' to that which grieves my heart,
And wet my cheeks with artificial tears,
And frame my face to all occasions.
@reynoldsgareth Look, all I’m saying is that someone should read them Greek mythology. Especially the story of Uranus and Kronus repeatedly. Then have a family gathering and some sharp cutlery available.
I just ran the first of three half marathons to be completed in March. I’m 45 and I run at a leisurely pace, but I do run. Also I think I’ve earned a pizza. #running#outdoors
@MattWallace888 As someone who lives in Denmark, I can assure you you greatly overestimate how much we care about this. We couldn’t care less about your Epstein files, especially since a frequent flyer on his jet is your leader!!
@whataimeereads_ Yep. I’m 45, so that must qualify. The strongest medication I take is an occasional Benadryl. Long distance running is how I keep the old pink goo rattling around the bone dome happy.
“I haven’t got a six pack, a car or even a driver’s license, I’m not 6’5 or work in finance, but I have a cute dog and I’m pretty good in the kitchen. You like chocolate cake?” Me awkwardly flirting.
@duchess_banana I’m pretty sure there are already thriving businesses where people pay good money for that. Double if you do a passable McConaughey impression at the same time.
@why_sophie_why No, you should have asked @IwriteOK . You would have had the only team consisting of long dead dictators, several war criminals, and possibly the most horrific members of the House of Habsburg.
A fifteen kilometer (9.2 miles) walk ended with some severe judging and then being so zonked out she doesn’t have the energy to jump off the bed and sleep on the couch as she usually prefers to do. That’s right. My fifteen year old dog walked that walk. #dogs
As a Dane, I would like America to know two things: J.D. Vance is an idiot who can eat a bag of leprous dicks, and all Americans I’ve met so far in Denmark have been sweet, nice, and thoroughly lovely people. You’re fine, please keep coming. We like you.
@NatashaCL7 No, not me. And I hate having one. The itching, the maintenance, did I mention the itching. Also I don’t get the bushy Civil War era beard, mine is sadly not great.
@AuthorGFAllen I always thought the rich invented that saying so we wouldn’t start thinking “The Purge” movies had some really good ideas. It is a decidedly silly saying.
Look at that! Some good news. I mean not as good as a headline involving billionaires and fiery crash in the ocean, but still good. https://t.co/4BAznO6wvy