Elizabeth Warren owns a ($4M) dollar mansion in Cambridge and reports are, her net worth ranges from ($12M - $67M) on a Govt salary of ($174K)
This isn't mathematically possible, it's time for an audit on every member of Congress
No one's above the law, including Democrats
@RoKhanna@elonmusk@JoeBiden Are you really this obtuse? Democrats don’t create wealth, they redistribute it from those who earn it to those who don’t. You aren’t entitled to any of it. You are part of a hopelessly corrupt grift that needs to be restarted
Cute theory, let's play it out.
A monkey hoards a trillion bananas. The troop, enraged, beats him to death. They gather around the pile to feast at last.
But... oh wait, there is no pile.
It turns out the "bananas" were shares in a banana-launching company the dead monkey founded.
The shares were worth a trillion because he was alive to run it.
Now he is dead and the stock is worth $0.
The retarded monkeys have clubbed their way into a recession.
But it gets worse.
Half the "bananas" were tied up in a rocket that supplies bananas to monkeys on the far mountain who had no bananas at all.
Another chunk was tied up in a little satellite dish that beamed banana coordinates to the troop after a flood took out their trees.
So now they realized they beat to death the only monkey who knew how the dish worked.
So the monkeys sit there.
No bananas.
No rockets.
No coordinates to get more banananas.
Just a dead body and a powerful sense of fairness as they all now became infinitely poorer.
OH
And somewhere a smaller monkey watches the whole thing and quietly decides he will never build anything in front of these animals again.
If Melania wasn’t married to Trump, she’d be on every magazine cover as the most elegant, dignified First Lady in modern history.
If Gwynne Shotwell didn’t work for Elon, she’d be universally celebrated as one of the greatest executives alive.
The same people who worship “strong women” suddenly go blind when she stands next to the wrong man.
If she wasn’t working for Elon Gwynne Shotwell would be hailed as an incredible success story and the most powerful woman in aerospace.
Instead it’s radio silence from the media
If you just give us a few percent more of your money, we could finally fix the worsening education, homelessness and crime caused by our own terrible policies…
Please bro… just a few percent more.
One last tax. I swear bro. Then I’m done.
listen up, we have to vote for the man with the nazi tattoo so he can stop the man landing rockets and curing the blind from making any more money, otherwise we’ll get fascism
you see how stupid you sound, yes?
@nytimes@TheAthletic The only thing truly problematic about America is the number of self-hating dipshits who refuse to appreciate its greatness.
Also, GFY 🇺🇸
There’s more evidence of voter fraud in California and welfare fraud in Minnesota than there is evidence that @SarahEMcBride is a woman. Prove me wrong @DNC