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[Katli @KatliL_]

Finally on season 4 of HTGAWM again and it’s time for “MIZZ KAHS-TEE-JO” 😭😭😭😭

[. @libxseng]

This man said he just ended a 50 year relationship and I swear that ruined my whole day. 50 years bathong, heartbreak final level.

[. @libxseng]

Me at any given moment, daily.

[Ta West 🇿🇦 @wfreemantle]

My sweet tooth is going crazy...I need Doughnuts and Cheesecake 😭😭😭

[Mak @mak_aura]

When kids' entertainment was separate from adult entertainment >>>>>>

[Mbekezeli @MbekezeliMB]

I’m glad social media companies are incentivising us to leave their apps.
It’s as if they know I have tonnes of reading and writing to do.

[✰ @YOURESODEAD]

overly walkable. spongebob don't got a license and somehow be everywhere

[duchess carolyn🪬 @duchace]

Ladies!!! Age of not being married reckoning has gone up to 65!! Remain steadfast ✊🏿

[David @Justtdavid_]

life really does gets better when you get back into your nerdy interests

[. @libxseng]

Crazy how whimsical life starts to feel once you start getting enough sleep.

[. @libxseng]

My banking app reminding me how much I’ve spent eating out everytime I swipe or order online is so passive aggressive.

[Nora❦ @hiscoraline]

girls, we need to frantically and obsessively start reading books and finish them in less than 24 hours again.... remember how happy we were back then??

[Lutaaya @JoshuaLutaaya__]

If you’re being called “marriage material” you’re deep in the enemy’s territory…locate us tonight and we help you clear your name…

[. @libxseng]

I don’t even wait for a hint of anything. I see red, I pop a pill.

[Martha Ahumuza @MarthaAhumuza]

I’m very generous with myself when it comes to pain management for menstrual cramps. All i need is to feel the first hint of cramping.

[Cured Catfish Claudia @Nomaswazi_11]

Even Tom Holland can do it.

[DENETRIC MALOPE 🇿🇦 @denetric_malope]

And I take that duty very serious.

[. @libxseng]

Honestly this is ideal because you’ll never be held hostage on your own phone.

[AM💁‍♀️👑 @_landam01]

As a man when you give me your number and ask me to text you, who do you think you are??

[. @libxseng]

What is wrong with y’all 😭

[clover:3 @cl0v3r0w0]

y’all ever fart and feel that shit slide up into ur vagina how that not give you chlamydia

[Joseph Fasano @Joseph_Fasano_]

The best thing my students ever gave me. One semester I thought they were just *really* focused on taking notes. Turns out they were compiling a book of all the slightly unhinged things I'd said. It's 152 pages long.