Shit Libzionists Say

I used to be a liberal Zionist, so I know the shit they say. Tweets in quote marks are satire, if there's a difference between satire and reality any more.

[Shit Libzionists Say @libzionistssay]

UMass Amherst grad employee union just overwhelmingly voted to join the BDS movement. #sobiased #whataboutbothsides

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Was just in a room with a Zionist who thought that the acronym was "BTS" #whatdoestheTstandfor

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Just heard a Zionist go on a rant about how BDS claims to be so nonviolent but was actually founded by terrorist Marwan Barghouti

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"Go Hillary!"

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Perhaps in 30 years, I will get to watch him mansplain to everyone about how he was *actually* on our side all along

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seriously though, knowing I will watch the wheels of history roll right over that liberal zionist and all others is the biggest delight

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From now on, I am going to memorize every email a man sends me just to be sure that I don't offend him!

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Just had a liberal zionist turn heel and walk away *in the middle of a convo* because I didn't remember what he wrote in an email months ago

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LIBERAL ZIONISM: AN ALL CAPS EXPLOSION OF FEELING

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#electionbonus "Hillary is a politician. She plays the game. Liberal politicians will never win if they don't love corporations and war!"

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SLZS #electionbonus "Anyone attacking Hillary is just helping Trump!"

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The meme says that Israel is smart and I should be like Israel. I guess that SETTLES it ha ha ha

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Progressive, pluralistic values

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The two state solution #thingsonly90skidsremember

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I'm being torn apart. I want to be free of this pain.

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"Middle East conflicts date back millennia" -Barack Obama and liberal zionists

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heard girls on birthright talk about their nose jobs. Being Jewish entitles you to keep a spare country around, but not to have a big nose?

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Ethnic cleansing? But David Ben Gurion is so cute and makes the airport check-in process convenient!

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get it?? It's like GUNS and ROSES except it's MOSES bc its Israel and they have a god given right to shoot Arabs!!

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Israel's single best tourist souvenir