lice

[wet dog @russianmomm]

waiting for the cvs employee to come unlock my deodorant

[greg @mistergeezy]

Meanwhile at The Latex Ball…

[jake rhodes @jakebrodes]

Obsessed w these videos man. The boy plays the family games over and over and over. With prizes like lone and candy and soda and sweets. Every time he gets the Chayote. Games of chance, games of skill; it’s always the Chayote. He can’t win anything else.

[best of pamela anderson @bestofpam]

she aways have the sauce btw

[Eon6811 @eon6811]

AC at work broke and this image is keeping me from going insane

[𝕯𝖎𝖑𝖉𝖔 𝕭𝖆𝖌𝖌𝖎𝖓𝖘 @EmmaTolkin]

> go to lesbian birthday party at an island beach club
> hot lesbian offers you a hit of her DMT vape
> you think she’s joking
> hit the vape
> it’s DMT
> you’re tripping on DMT
> everyone looks like those fractal posters
> someone says “We dropped 3 bombs on Iran. We’re at war.”

[weevil girl!!! @weevilette]

Check this out

[🥸 @miathermopollis]

people talking about how the materialists sheds light on the transactional nature of relationships like we don’t already have the fucking the text man for texts tweet

[Siren Summoner @HXPERHAM]

Getting so tangled in the sex shop bead curtain that they have to put me down like a horse with a broken leg.

[saint fuckass @saintfuckass]

This is, unironically, one of the greatest songs ever made and quite possibly the greatest pop song ever created

[primadonna @versaceschanel]

kim cattrall summer

[prettier jesus @bxsel]

Being 25 with a tummy ache from a bag of gummy worms

[Max Burns @themaxburns]

If these guys jumped out of a car and grabbed you on the street in Indianapolis or Tampa, would your first thought be that they are government officials? Would compliance be your natural reaction??

[jár @jarodzsz]

applying for teaching jobs without any credentials

[바비맥스 @Nu_thebarbiemax]

그냥 이 밈 그려보고싶었어

[saila @sailaunderscore]

My SF friend called a waymo, got in, and looked at me like he just fed me 20 grams of mushroom and I was about to start tripping through time and space.

Like, dude, I appreciate you showing me your culture, but as far as I’m functionally concerned, the uber drives itself too.