Russell Hatch

i live life like the captain of a sinking ship.

[CBS Austin @cbsaustin]

DEVELOPING NOW:
The Travis County Sheriff's Department is investigating a dead body that was found off FM 969.
https://t.co/m2qCKB5dit

[Russell Hatch @lichen91]

@davidbalentine @mcuban Ranked-choice voting seems like it might be a good start

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@RobertBuscemi @ScottFantasy @realDonaldTrump @jdawsey1 @DNC @washingtonpost I can't believe I'm witnessing all of this...

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Bzzzzzz

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Tunnels

[Russell Hatch @lichen91]

@realDonaldTrump This is probably the stupidest thing I've ever heard.

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@vg6000 @thedevilmakes3 Hey I wanna go too!

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@AmazonHelp Those mahi mahi tacos I saw earlier looked pretty delicious, and it seemed like a good excuse to use the sous vide.

[Russell Hatch @lichen91]

Normally I know better than to buy meat from a truck, but today I decided to throw caution to the wind. #truckyeah #treasuretruck

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@realDonaldTrump You post a lot of really stupid stuff, but this is towards the top of the list of dumbest things I've ever heard.

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@elonmusk Maybe they have never heard of Occam's razor?

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@PressSec Do you mean "good" or "excellent" despite Trump?

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@gonzopancho Hah, it really makes you think...

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@AskCapitalOne I was able to trigger it by logging in from a different computer. Thanks!

[Russell Hatch @lichen91]

@AskCapitalOne Do you offer 2 Factor Authentication for my Capital One 360 savings account. If not, when will it be available? All financial accounts need 2FA.

[Russell Hatch @lichen91]

When you cut a hole in a net you have fewer holes

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@atxgeek1980 Just being sentimental...

[Russell Hatch @lichen91]

"Either way it's been a privilege
To have had time to spend
With my wonderful family and friends
So I'll toast to all of you
And to all that you do
You're fuckin' awesome don't you ever forget"

[Texas State Parks @TPWDparks]

Day entry to Texas State Parks is free TODAY for all visitors in honor of veterans and active military. Find a park near you at https://t.co/5XYB9eO3SD

#VeteransDay

[Russell Hatch @lichen91]

@realDonaldTrump What an amazingly presidential statement this is... for a kindergarten class president.