the great silurian brat girl summer

grand duchess of antifa | they / them | not a peer-reviewed twitter account

[the great silurian brat girl summer @lichenthrope__]

"she" as in gendered personifications of fate, luck, justice / "they" as in the omniscient unknowable collective in "they say ______" / "it" as in the subject of intransitive verbs, e.g. "it's raining men, hallelujah"

[spooky vampire arvo färt @arvofart]

I used to know a guy who was a session drummer in the 60s who played on Abbey Road and this is pretty much exactly what he said except he was nicer about it lol

[eat soup @jasminericegirl]

when you have the same sense of humor in the relationship LMAO

[Hbomberguy @Hbomberguy]

It is so funny the Republican Candidate's stance is Democrats have the power to rig elections, preventing him from possibly winning, and he's still running and going to debates and pretending it's a real election for no reason

[the great silurian brat girl summer @lichenthrope__]

@TheLeftistCook they actually taught me this exact thing in grade school

[the great silurian brat girl summer @lichenthrope__]

@Emiliezcs @madisontayt_ tl;dr going outside is especially important for agoraphobes actually

[the great silurian brat girl summer @lichenthrope__]

@Emiliezcs @madisontayt_ the most effective treatment for agoraphobia is exposure therapy within a cognitive-behavioral framework, which unfortunately means teaching your body-mind through experience that the outside isn't inherently harmful

[HamishSteele @hamishsteele]

They'll do some diverse casting to try and appeal to people who now hate JK Rowling but we won't care and all her fans will be mad and racist about it and nobody will watch it and these kids will be in the firing line and I just can't not think this is all the worst idea ever.

[boiled angel @eliseplease]

laughing maniacally like a king at his jesters while clicking the view button: yes yes. bring out the fool

[the great silurian brat girl summer @lichenthrope__]

@CaelanConrad I actually can't believe she hit post, not to mention doubling down. I would simply catch fire

[Listen to my new show TS TV ‼️ @lily_lxndr]

i gotta talk about this at some point. why do doctors hate their patients so much??

[the great silurian brat girl summer @lichenthrope__]

"I poop, but I don't shit"

(source has asked to remain anonymous)

[Pander 🇵🇸 @PanderShirts]

gen z both being obsessed with being queer AND extremely sex negative is producing hilarious discourse on here

[the great silurian brat girl summer @lichenthrope__]

@imaginmatrix wtaf

[the great silurian brat girl summer @lichenthrope__]

that and the choking

[the great silurian brat girl summer @lichenthrope__]

dobby's problem is he isn't enough of a crackhead

[the great silurian brat girl summer @lichenthrope__]

sméagol has good smut written about him and that's why