Servant of Jasper

Dedicated servant of Jasper the former street cat. Wants to save the world - ends up drinking wine (and rescuing cats apparently).

[Servant of Jasper @licious1973]

I demand a second breakfast! #caturday #CatsOnTwitter @DickKingSmith @Soxthewavingcat

[Larry the Cat @Number10cat]

Happy #Caturday

[Matilda Thorpe @tillythorpe]

Tory MP’s response to the Budget #budget #busfares #toryleadership

[The Exploding Heads @Exploding_Heads]

Colin from Portsmouth on Elon Musk

[Larry & Paul @larryandpaul]

🔴 LATEST: Journalist Has Meltdown While Reporting The News.

👇🏻 #BrokenNews would like to apologise about this #SaturdayMorning update.

[The Exploding Heads @Exploding_Heads]

📞"I don't know who should be President! The man whose ex-colleagues said is a fascist and wants to do fascist stuff, or the woman who can’t locate a payslip from her McDonald's job 40 years ago!"

"I can see why it’s such a tight race!"

Colin from Portsmouth on Trump vs Harris

[🇵🇸 @ibnsiddiqui]

Sad news today. After 5 years of medical training, one of my mates has been struck off due to a minor discretion. He slept with one of his patients and can no longer do the job he loves. What a waste of time and money. Genuinely a great guy and a brilliant vet

[Why you should have a cat @ShouldHaveCat]

“sorry i can’t go out, i have plans”

the plans:

[Larry the Cat @Number10cat]

Happy #Caturday

[The Exploding Heads @Exploding_Heads]

Colin from Portsmouth on the millionaires threatening to leave the UK

[Larry & Paul @larryandpaul]

🚨 ICYMI: All The Latest On The Conservative Leadership Chaos.

👇 Join #BrokenNews for the details, then share this report.

[Paul Bronks @SlenderSherbet]

Me, at my desk on Monday morning, ready to carpe diem and give it my all.

[No Context Brits @NoContextBrits]

“Shall we proofread this before posting?”

“Fuck it.”

[Buitengebieden @buitengebieden]

Never forget to repot your cat.. 😅

[Larry & Paul @larryandpaul]

🔥 BIG NEWS: New Report Claims Men With Huge Cars & Trucks Are "Better Endowed.”

👇 Join the #BrokenNews team for the shocking details.

[Why you should have a cat @ShouldHaveCat]

i needed every second of this